England's Metro newspaper reports that parents may now hire an evil clown to stalk their children.
Deville is not an escaped lunatic or some demonic monster. He is a birthday treat, hired by mum and dad, and the ‘attack’ involves being splatted in the face with a cake.
‘The child feels more and more that it is being pursued,’ said Deville.
Adds Stephen Vaughan of Clowns International: "I think what Dominic is doing is a great idea. Bringing a little bit of life and laughter into kids’ lives is what we are all about."
Previously: 100 disturbing clown images
Pornhub reports that creepy clown surges spark creepy clown urges. As the creepy clown fad has spiked, so has interest in clown-related erotica. And it’s popular with the ladies: “women are 33% more likely to search for clown porn than men.”
The creepy clown ebb and flow is currently in full flow, so Atlas Obscura has created the definitive creepy clown incident map, replete with dates, details, and outcome.
The Associated Press reports that McDonald’s restaurants are to lay off using mascot Ronald McDonald for a while, until the current phase of “creepy clown” sightings fades. The burger chain said Tuesday that it is being “thoughtful in respect to Ronald McDonald’s participation in community events” as a result of the “current climate around clown […]
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