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36 Responses to “Colbert to Trump: I'll pay $1M to your favorite charity if you let me put my balls in your mouth”

  1. welcomeabored says:

    I’ll gleefully kick in money to either charity, if they video the deed and I get to see it.

  2. MB44 says:

    Hell, I would settle for anything that made Trump shut the fuck up for a second…

  3. acerplatanoides says:

    I’d buy ~that~ for a dollar

  4. giantasterisk says:

    Hint hint, humorless conservatives: Something about Colbert’s statement may suggest he’s not actually the conservative you think he is…

  5. L8 says:

    CopyPasted from the YouTube comments: “Now Colbert needs to find out what Trump’s favorite charity is and donate 1 million dollars on November 1st. If anyone asks what it is for or why reply that it’s a confidential matter.”

  6. mack says:

    Piss: taken. One point to Mr. Colbert.

  7. Nizaris says:

    I guess he… pulled a trump card.

    (I’ll see myself out…)

  8. cstatman says:

    omg,   omg,   hilairous.   and?   TeaParty!  TeaBagging!    LOVE IT

  9. Funk Daddy says:

    Oh, Trumps mouth. I thought it was a general offer and was concerned that he would soon be bankrupt

  10. Boundegar says:

    I feel Trump’s failure to respond highly suspicious.  What is he hiding?

    • Funk Daddy says:

      He’s just weighing the offer and the risks involved. 

      There is some risk, Trump has gotta big mouth, but Colbert has got big balls. If they don’t go in there then the charity gets nothing and Trumps left with the visual of Colbert brown-eye for nothing. 

      And from the front or back? Another consideration he has to weigh. The back has brown-eye, but from the front he may have to look Colbert in the eyes as it all goes down. 

      Trump may need to have a contract then have it vetted once they negotiate all this.

  11. awjt says:

    Colbert should do up a heavily moussed ballsack comb-over prior to the event.

  12. Fornicus says:

    Trump is a buffoon, make no mistake, but Colbert is being a little lazy. I find his character most effective when he sides with conservatives in order to illuminate their absurdity. This, like his contrived endorsement of Obama in ’08, is too direct to be funny.

  13. huskerdont says:

    Colbert is a very brave man. I wouldn’t want to risk putting my ba- well, my ANYTHING in Trump’s mouth.

  14. signsofrain says:

    Anyone else think of South Park when Colbert made that offer?

    From what I’ve been presented and the evidence put forth, the Court has no choice but to order you to place Mr. Cartman’s pubical sac in your mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.

  15. anonymouscoward1 says:

    How does this make it onto BoingBoing as humour, when a few posts away, there is a discussion on feminism and equal rights for both genders?

    Change the genders of Trump and Colbert, and this video is much less funny.

    • tomservojr says:

      How so?

      • Tribune says:

        Well He would not have balls if he was female… That might cause problems with the humour. Doubt this is what the original comment was aimed at.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      I’m pretty sure that Margaret Cho offering to give $1M to charity if Ann Coulter let her sit on her face would be pretty fucking hilarious.

      •  Knowing Cho, she’d want to fist Coulter.

      • Tess says:

        Yep, and pretty nearly exactly analogous too. 

        I’m one of those feminist types who’s pretty sensitive to gender stuff, and I didn’t see the problem here.  Hell, it’s more slightly-homophobic than anything else, and I think Colbert dodges that pretty well.
        Someone should tell Margaret Cho to record her own version, and then maybe Colbert can have her on to talk about it.  That would be…  amazing…  :)

        • signsofrain says:

          I recall seeing a Cho show in Ottawa where she said she just wanted to push Sarah Palin onto all fours and lick her from behind. I laughed. :) The thrust of the joke was “It’s a shame that some of these conservative assholes are so hot”

        • cdh1971 says:

          Hmmm….sounds sorta clustery. 

    • Yes thats a way to completely miss the point of the other post… well done. 
      Protip: Surrounding factors weigh in. For example: install only trough-urinals at the only toilet in the building but saying both genders allowed to use them does not count as equality.  

  16. BombBlastLightingWaltz says:

    Trump is a wind bag and if his old man didnt have 2 million to co-sign for his son’s start up biz venture, Donald would be working at some out back Glengarry Glen Ross outfit.

  17. Professor59 says:

    Just super super awesome.