Doktor A's immortality helmet

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11 Responses to “Doktor A's immortality helmet”

  1. grima says:

    First thought – wicked bong!

  2. Halloween_Jack says:

    I regret to say that all I got from the device was a piercing headache and a renewed subscription to AOL that I had gone to such pains to remove in the first place, and the remedy in the instructions (“please wait at least one century to see if it works before returning for a refund) is inadequate, as the warranty only lasts 90 days. 

  3. SedanChair says:

    Wait, is the whole skull the helmet? Will my head fit inside it?

    COME ON MAN these are LIFE AND DEATH QUESTIONS

  4. dexitroboper says:

    It’ll never work. Those are alligator clips, not bulldog clips. c.f. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bulldog_Clip_2.jpg

  5. pjcamp says:

    Huh.

    I woulda thought “gasoline powered glass dildo.”

  6. Preston Sturges says:

    My first thought was “That is never going to fit in the orgone box.”

  7. edgore says:

    OP – you spelled “Immorality” wrong.

  8. garyg2 says:

    Now there’s a lost classic that always gets overlooked: The Asphyx.

    You can forget most other cheesy/Hammer horror films of the 70s, this is the one that should get all the plaudits.

    IMHO of course.

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