Pizza Hut perfume

Pizza Hut Canada produced a limited-edition perfume. Apparently, Eau de Pizza Hut has "“top notes of freshly baked, hand-tossed dough." I guess it beats smelling like pepperoni or anchovies. (TODAY, via NextDraft)

• [JontKopeck]

  Did they really manufacture this stuff just for to be packaged as perfume, or did they already have a few litters of the stuff lying around for use in sensory marketing?

  • [jenjen]

     Excellent guess – wouldn’t be surprised if they had an order-of-magnitude mistake in an order and now they’ve got a ton of Pizza Smell to unload.

• [Red Pill Junkie]

  Señorita Cara de Pizza
  yo te amo
  Cara de Pizza
  ERES UN AMOR!!!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d7BJBM9zxs

• [Jellodyne]

  Sorry, I’m holding out for Eau de Little Ceasars.

  • [howaboutthisdangit]

    2 bottles for the price of one, and free Crazy Bread-scented moist towelettes.

  • [ChicagoD]

    Actually, that is an odor that is easy to pick up and hard to wash off.

• [Donald Petersen]

  Feh.  I worked at Pizza Hut for about six years in the late 80s and early 90s, and I was there when they introduced the hand-tossed crust.  If I had to smell fresh-baked Pizza Hut dough, I’d pick the pan crust instead.  Greasy and buttery!

  The hand-tossed dough was always the stuff that left the doughmaster’s hands cleaner than when his shift started.  But more than once I heard, “Shit, where’d my Band-Aid go?”

  Yer welcome.

  • [relawson]

    I delivered for quite some time. I’m glad they didn’t bottle the “delivery guy’s car” aroma. It took YEARS to get rid of that!

    • [Donald Petersen]

      Oof.  Had to sell those cars to rid myself of the pepperoni and sweaty-polyester-uniform-shirt smell.  Actually, come to think of it, all four cars I wore out in that job ended up sold to junkyards for $80 each.

• [jimh]

  My memory of work in restaurants during my high school and college years mostly involves trying NOT to smell like the food after my shift.

• [Antinous / Moderator]

  I already smell like garlic.

• [Diogenes]

  Perfume to make you smell like you have a yeast infection.  Another brilliant idea from Pizza Hut.

• [Rhyolite]

  What do you have against pepperoni?

• [monitorhead]

  the smell associated with pizza hut for me, was part grease/part cleaning supplies / part mop water.  and the fetid odor of singed breadstick sauce in the slow cooker / dispenser.

• [Zoran Scout Ivancic]

  just recycling an old Burger King publicity idea with Eau du Burger

• [noah django]

  any word on when Combination Taco Bell-Pizza Hut cologne will be available?

• [duncancreamer]

  That’s gotta be Quebec.

• [621aok]

  Proof! I love Canada.

  http://instagram.com/p/S8k601If6G/

• [Uppitynproud]

  Yes you too can stink like a Pizza Hut employee after an 8 hour shift.