Rendered stack of rubbery penile noodloids, falling

Logitech4873 spent 62 hours rendering an interlocking, Jenga-like stack of tumbling, penile, rubbery thinngums falling in slow motion: "The reason for the excessively long rendertime was the use of high quality indirect lighting, SSS materials (Sub-Surface Scattering) and the high quality of the motion blur."

I'm so sorry (via JWZ)


  1. I has listening to Hey Jude in a minor scale when I watched this. Strangely mesmerizing.

  2. Only a controlled demolition can explain a tower of dildoid construction collapsing that fast.

  3. I want this for a screen saver. Not that I even use one…but you never know when you may decide to turn it on.

  4. Instinctively heterosexual reaction: “Gaaah! They’re TOUCHING!”

    (Which, by no means, constitutes a sign of non-normative behavior)

    1. Funnily enough, whapping boners into each other isn’t much of a sexual activity for gay men.  Unless you count docking.

  5. Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts… A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like a rendered stack of rubbery penile noodloids, falling.

  6. Nobody has any comments on the ridiculously over sized one at the end?

    And on musical accompaniment, I see this set to Orff’s “Carmina Burana” (with the mega-dong showing up right when the music kicks into overdrive).

  7. All that fancy rendering and the long dong passes through itself between 20 and 21 seconds. I call that a fail.

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