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29 Responses to “Rendered stack of rubbery penile noodloids, falling”

  1. Hegelian says:

    Who knew the Dildopocalypse would be so captivating? Just look at it.

  2. this is funnier than it should be

  3. cfuse says:

    Why not just call a dong a dong?

  4. Ian Wood says:

    And then this happened.

  5. angusm says:

    “rubbery penile noodloid” just got added to my list of insults for future use.

  6. katkins says:

    Louis CK, your orderly order has come in…

  7. donovan acree says:

    I has listening to Hey Jude in a minor scale when I watched this. Strangely mesmerizing.

  8. Stooge says:

    Only a controlled demolition can explain a tower of dildoid construction collapsing that fast.

  9. Rachael Hoffman-Dachelet says:

    What the heck are they in the real world?

  10. Rob Wheeler says:

    I want this for a screen saver. Not that I even use one…but you never know when you may decide to turn it on.

    • extra88 says:

      Considering the link came from jwz, creator and maintainer of XScreenSaver, that could happen.

  11. knoxblox says:

    Instinctively heterosexual reaction: “Gaaah! They’re TOUCHING!”

    (Which, by no means, constitutes a sign of non-normative behavior)

  12. golvio says:

    “My God, it’s full of dongs!”

  13. jerwin says:

    All praise his noodly appendages! 

    After watching to the end, I feel… inadequate….

  14. Graceless says:

    Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts… A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like a rendered stack of rubbery penile noodloids, falling.

  15. oasisob1 says:

    I’m hoping someone will makerbot these up and do the video IRL.

  16. “penile noodloid” is the name of my Blur cover band.

  17. johnyaya says:

    An excellent use of computer cycles…give that man a bitcoin.

  18. 62 Hours well spent imo. Bravo!

  19. Eric Dobratz says:

    Nobody has any comments on the ridiculously over sized one at the end?

    And on musical accompaniment, I see this set to Orff’s “Carmina Burana” (with the mega-dong showing up right when the music kicks into overdrive).

  20. duncancreamer says:

    All that fancy rendering and the long dong passes through itself between 20 and 21 seconds. I call that a fail.