Rob Beschizza at 8:19 am Thu, Apr 25, 2013
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ze high echelons of franche cuisine? are zere any low echelons? pfft.
The Illuminati control salad bars
Surely you don’t mean the Bavarian Cream Illuminati?
Pffft, everyone knows the stonecutters control donuts. Mmmmm, donuts.
In the French food world there are canards everywhere.
The baguette is well-known as as a symbol of the masculine creative principal in Freemasonic iconography. Most obelisks, in fact, represent the baguette.
Where do you think the concept of a Square Meal came from?
Next is the pentagonal meal, then the pentagramic meal and we’re done for.
Article gives a whole new meaning to the title of “Knife and Fork Masons” :)
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