Cory Doctorow at 8:22 pm Fri, May 31, 2013
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This terrifying Ronald McDonald/Joker mashup cosplayer was snapped at San Jose's FanimeCon 2013 by David Ngo.
Also: doctors note spike in people with coulrophobia.
I’m just going to leave this here.
don’t recall either of the two constituents as being quite so devoted to such an abundant décolletage ..
Apparently, they got the fuck out, per instruction.
“why so hungry?”
Is that a smile… or a Grimace?
Wait ’till you get a load of the Griddler.
Of course YouTube has a whole cottage industry of Ronalds that out-creep this dude by a mile.
Ahh yess McRoll.
Still. Not much can top McGygas for sheer ‘dear god what the fuck’
I wish my thighs looked that good.
They actually just use compressed chicken parts.
WHEN DID YOU SEE MY GODDAMN THIGHS!!!!!!
Like Ronald needs help to be freaky?
“Why so self-preserving?”
(I know, obscure, but you try coming up with something that equally covers those two memes. Just try it.)
Why so Nutritious?
“Why so authentic?”
It seems so obvious, but it’s not easy.
“Why so healthy?”
There it is.
Why so special sauce?
Is that Superman underwear?
My epistemology of super villains is all stove up on the rocks here.
My goodness, you’re right. Maybe the Joker just torments Batman because he’s jealous of the Caped Crusader’s special relationship with Superman.
Maybe it’s that whole “keep your friends close and your enemies closer” thing.
If you wear a skintight Ronald McDonald costume, people can clearly see your ̶n̶u̶t̶s̶ Superman underwear!
So… who is going to get sued, go to jail, or get beaten up and tazed by cops fot this?
Or disappear under a pile of lawyers from McDonald’s and Warner Brothers?
Well this is terrifying.
Hi Cory, here’s my version of the same idea. I made a kid cry from 60 feet away. No joke. http://www.flickr.com/photos/chrismatthews/sets/72157608406603391/
That is probably some of the most messed up SFW stuff I’ve seen.
I think I like yours better, mostly because you have petticoat.
What mashup? That’s how he really looks when he’s not made up for commercials.
From Penn Jillette’s book, God, No! about his time in clown college:
“We were taught in makeup class… that you should never put any red or black makeup on your upper lip — the whole exaggerated mouth is painted on the lower lip and chin. If you put any mouthlike makeup above your mouth, it obscures your facial expressions instead of magnifying them, and when you open your mouth it’s just a slightly bigger hole in the middle of a red blotch… Clown makeup that’s put on both the upper and lower lip gives a look that professional clowns call a ‘busted asshole.'”
Clown makeup that’s put on both the upper and lower lip gives a look that professional clowns call a ‘busted asshole.’
Thanks a lot. Now I’ll never be able to see Cesar Romero’s Joker the same way.
This deserves the stamp of: Extra Bitchin’!
This city deserves a better class of hamburger.
A spot on metaphor really, for what the “Food” Industry has done to food. This is how McDonald’s, along with most other corporations, really behaves.
Some fast food spokesclowns just want to watch the burgers burn.
I’m also seeing some Gotye in there somehow.
This is more or less what I imagine whenever I see the child’s-hand-in-clown-glove logo for Ronald McDonald House.
Pretty sure that’s Diamanda Hagan.
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