Ronald McJoker


This terrifying Ronald McDonald/Joker mashup cosplayer was snapped at San Jose's FanimeCon 2013 by David Ngo.

Ronald McDonald (via Neatorama)

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  1. don’t recall either of the two constituents as being quite so devoted to such an abundant décolletage ..

    1. Wait ’till you get a load of the Griddler.

      Of course YouTube has a whole cottage industry of Ronalds that out-creep this dude by a mile.

      1. Ahh yess McRoll.

        Still. Not much can top McGygas for sheer ‘dear god what the fuck’

  2. “Why so self-preserving?”

    (I know, obscure, but you try coming up with something that equally covers those two memes. Just try it.)

  3. Is that Superman underwear?

    My epistemology of super villains is all stove up on the rocks here.

    1. My goodness, you’re right. Maybe the Joker just torments Batman because he’s jealous of the Caped Crusader’s special relationship with Superman.

  4. So… who is going to get sued, go to jail, or get beaten up and tazed by cops fot this?  

  5. From Penn Jillette’s book, God, No! about his time in clown college:

    “We were taught in makeup class… that you should never put any red or black makeup on your upper lip — the whole exaggerated mouth is painted on the lower lip and chin. If you put any mouthlike makeup above your mouth, it obscures your facial expressions instead of magnifying them, and when you open your mouth it’s just a slightly bigger hole in the middle of a red blotch… Clown makeup that’s put on both the upper and lower lip gives a look that professional clowns call a ‘busted asshole.'”

    1. Clown makeup that’s put on both the upper and lower lip gives a look that professional clowns call a ‘busted asshole.’

      Thanks a lot. Now I’ll never be able to see Cesar Romero’s Joker the same way.

  6. A spot on metaphor really, for what the “Food” Industry has done to food. This is how McDonald’s, along with most other corporations, really behaves.

  7. This is more or less what I imagine whenever I see the child’s-hand-in-clown-glove logo for Ronald McDonald House.

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