Ronald McJoker


38 Responses to “Ronald McJoker”

  1. anon0mouse says:

    Also: doctors note spike in people with coulrophobia. 

  2. theophrastvs says:

    don’t recall either of the two constituents as being quite so devoted to such an abundant décolletage ..

  3. austinhamman says:

    “why so hungry?”

  4. Brainspore says:

    Is that a smile… or a Grimace?

  5. LogrusZed says:

    I wish my thighs looked that good.

  6. Stefan Jones says:

    Like Ronald needs help to be freaky?

  7. nachoproblem says:

    “Why so self-preserving?”

    (I know, obscure, but you try coming up with something that equally covers those two memes. Just try it.)

  8. pjcamp says:

    Is that Superman underwear?

    My epistemology of super villains is all stove up on the rocks here.

  9. Jake0748 says:

    So… who is going to get sued, go to jail, or get beaten up and tazed by cops fot this?  

  10. Graham says:

    Well this is terrifying.

  11. Hi Cory, here’s my version of the same idea.  I made a kid cry from 60 feet away.  No joke.

  12. Mitch_M says:

    What mashup? That’s how he really looks when he’s not made up for commercials.

  13. From Penn Jillette’s book, God, No! about his time in clown college:

    “We were taught in makeup class… that you should never put any red or black makeup on your upper lip — the whole exaggerated mouth is painted on the lower lip and chin. If you put any mouthlike makeup above your mouth, it obscures your facial expressions instead of magnifying them, and when you open your mouth it’s just a slightly bigger hole in the middle of a red blotch… Clown makeup that’s put on both the upper and lower lip gives a look that professional clowns call a ‘busted asshole.’”

    • Brainspore says:

      Clown makeup that’s put on both the upper and lower lip gives a look that professional clowns call a ‘busted asshole.’

      Thanks a lot. Now I’ll never be able to see Cesar Romero’s Joker the same way.

  14. NoneofYourPenguins says:

    This deserves the stamp of:  Extra Bitchin’!

  15. JhmL says:

    This city deserves a better class of hamburger.

  16. niktemadur says:

    A spot on metaphor really, for what the “Food” Industry has done to food. This is how McDonald’s, along with most other corporations, really behaves.

  17. Felton / Moderator says:

    Some fast food spokesclowns just want to watch the burgers burn.

  18. Tyler Firth says:

    I’m also seeing some Gotye in there somehow.

  19. anansi133 says:

    This is more or less what I imagine whenever I see the child’s-hand-in-clown-glove logo for Ronald McDonald House.

  20. Alex Reynard says:

    Pretty sure that’s Diamanda Hagan.

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