Death Star rug

Thinkgeek's fully operational, 52" Death Star rug is just the thing for your Star Wars play room.

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  1. That rug really ties the Empire together.

  2. How many Bothans had to die to bring you that rug?

  3. None. But the deplorable conditions the once-proud polyesters are raised in, until they are brutally clubbed and skinned for their fibers, would deplore you.

    Here's another shot showing one of their sadistic, grinning captors shoving another suffering creature into a fattening pen:

    Sadly, the wild polyester is nearly extinct and their native habitats primarily overrun with Applebee's (in certain regions Taco John's). The likelihood of establishing a viable population outside of captivity is ever more remote.

  4. Some damn wookie peed on the rug.

  5. Her life is in your hands, Dude.

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