How to wash a very large dog

Allison Gallagher spotted this helpful tip on how to wash very large dogs, posted by an Amazon user reviewing the OptiSex Romantic Fantasy Swing Kit.

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  1. This reminds me of the Beavis and Butthead episode wherein they were hired to wash the neighbor's dog. They sang a song "Washing the dog, washing the dog" to the tune of Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law".

  2. A few years ago we had two large dogs that I would usually wash in the bath. One time my wife did it instead, but the larger one reared his head back and gave my wife a big black eye. With the looks I got from passers-by, it would have been significantly less embarrassing to have this in the front garden.

  3. Free association from the phrase "doggy style"?

  4. You want to have the dog wash the human in the swing? This makes no sense.

  5. "...stick to Rome antics."

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