To these monkeys, people are just machines that make dental floss.
Monkeys floss with stolen human hair
The Trump trial brings out the juvenile in all of us
The trial of the Orange Grub is an extremely important moment, possibly a turning point in the entire history of the United States and maybe even the future viability of… READ THE REST
Tired Trump sleepwalks out of the courtroom, smacks his lips, and calls his trial "breathtaking" (video)
Donald Trump looked like he was sleepwalking today as he walked out of the courtroom with half-shut eyes. But that didn't stop him from mumbling into the cameras, oddly describing… READ THE REST
Truck driver attacked, $30k in snow crabs stolen in heist
A truck driver in Pennsylvania pulled over for a power nap when he was rudely awakened by a shaking cab. As The Kansas City Star reports: When the driver got… READ THE REST
Save $169 on a lifetime license to Microsoft Windows 11 Pro and never look back
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Upgrade your tech for the new year with this refurbished iPad Pro, less than half price right now
TL;DR: Save over $350 on a refurbished Apple iPad Pro 10.5" 256GB, plus a free accessories bundle, with this sweet deal on sale for just $315.99 right now. Tech fans, it's time… READ THE REST
Make your rockstar dreams a reality for only $15.97 with this Guitar Lessons Training Bundle
TL;DR: The perfect last-minute holiday gift for an aspiring rocker, the 2024 Guitar Lessons Training Bundle is only $15.97 (Reg. $480) until 11:59 PM on 12/25. It's really never too late to make… READ THE REST
