Potty with built-in tablet holder is "worst toy of 2013"

Reasons My Son Is Crying declared the CTA Digital 2-in-1 iPotty with Activity Seat for iPad to be the worst toy of 2013. Mark called it last February, proving that he is, always, ahead of the curve on toilet-related mobile device technology!

Under normal circumstances, I'd object to this claim -- after all, I haven't had opportunity to review all the toys introduced in 2013. But in this case, it's hard to believe that there could really be anything worse. But if the introduction of this abomination was necessary to cause the fabulous reviews on Amazon to spring forth, it was all worth it. Read the rest

Creepy "goth mask" for Hallowe'en

If there was ever a mask made to be worn by a creepy serial killer, it's Hallowe'en 31's grotendous "Goth Mask 4."

Goth Face Mask 4

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