Photo of all the Dr. Pepper knockoffs

Spotted doing the viral rounds and unattributed (though watermarked with a URL that redirects to Elbe Spurling's website) this wall of Dr. Pepper knockoffs is a magnificent lesson in branding magic and semiotics and all that fancy jazz. I transcribed the names:

Dr. Choice

Dr. Bold

Dr. Perfect

Dr. Bob

Dr. Wow

Real Dr.

Dr. Thunder

Dr. Right

Dr. K

Dr. Shaw

Dr. A+

Dr. Stripes

Dr. Chill

Dr. Skipper

The Dr.

Dr. Tremor

Dr. Snap

Dr. Perky

Dr. Shasta

Dr. Spice

Dr. Fine

Dr. Zevia

Dr. Dynamite

Not included, tragically, is Kroger's recently-marketed "The Fizzicist", photographed here by Brent Nashville.

If I made one, it would be 'Not really a Dr."

Update: One ~bmasmith compiled a big list of Dr. Pepper clones.