To quote noted asshat Samuel Johnson, "Sir, a woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all."
Watch: incredible dance routine by dog and woman
CNN catches MAGA cultist in epic self-own over God in Constitution
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