Whenever you want to befuddle someone by answering a question with another question that sounds like it might be a figure of speech, you won't do much better than shrugging and saying, "well, how quickly can a duck eat peas?"
How quickly can a duck eat peas?
Listen to Alan Moore sing "The March of the Sinister Ducks"
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Watch: Pet duck gets the zoomies inside a house
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Commiserate with this adorable Existential Crisis Duck lamp
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Fill your space with vivid colors from this galaxy lamp, now only $40
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Get organized with Microsoft Office for Mac or Windows for a one-time payment of $40
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Easily master languages on Babbel for $149 for a limited time only
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