Watch how a Tesla in autopilot mode avoids plowing into a group of ducks crossing the road

This seems like some impressive trolley problem decision-making.

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Ducks decide that it's too cold to be out

The moment when the collective decision is made; you're about to see one of those, but for people. Read the rest

Duckface

Now *that* takes some real ducking talent. Read the rest

Where did this rare Mandarin duck in New York City's Central Park come from?

A rare and beautiful Mandarin duck, native to East Asia, has turned up in New York City's Central Park. The bird spends most of its time entertaining curious on-lookers in a pond near 59th Street and Fifth Avenue. City official plan to leave the duck alone so long as it's safe. From CBS News:

(Bird enthusiast Dave) Barrett said he's checked with every zoo in the city and none are missing a duck. It leads the bird-watching community to believe it was a domestic pet, which is illegal in New York City.

"It might have got away or someone might have got tired of it and dumped it," Barrett said.

It also may have flown to Manhattan from a neighboring town.

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All the ducks, ever, crossing a road

The world’s being overrun by fascists and feckless fools, both consecutively and concurrently. You deserve a break from the stress they’ve been causing.

So, here’s footage of every frigging duck who ever waddled or quacked making their way, on foot, to an emergency meeting of the waterfowl Illuminati.

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How quickly can a duck eat peas?

Whenever you want to befuddle someone by answering a question with another question that sounds like it might be a figure of speech, you won't do much better than shrugging and saying, "well, how quickly can a duck eat peas?" Read the rest

Man takes duck for a nice run

Not all is wrong with the world. If you don't have 40 seconds to spare, jump straight to the best bit. Read the rest

When ducks attack

In this video, ducks hungrily devour peas, then human fingers, offering the viewer a sense of "what it feels like to be attacked by hungry ducks." Read the rest

Adorable tiny baby ducklings love taking a bath with patient capybara

Three energetic ducklings standing on top of a capybara who is just trying to take a bath. Read the rest

Man walks his duckling

This quacked me up.

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Duck lanes painted on canal paths

The Canal & River Trust painted the markings on towpaths in London, and other large cities, to remind us we share the space with nature: "It just wouldn’t be possible to paint lanes on the towpath for all our different visitors," an organizer told Quartz, "so we thought the ducks could have one instead." Read the rest

Ducks race to water slide

The giggling child makes it even cuter.

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Duck hunts dog

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Falcon dive-bombs ducks

Peregrine falcons specialize in eating other birds. Sometimes they even prey on birds larger than themselves. With dive speeds of over 200 mph, it wouldn't be a pleasant experience to get hit by one of these aerial predators, and the pintail ducks in the video seem to agree. [Video Link] Read the rest

What an army of ducks looks like

Surrounded by a vast sea of duck, this motorist and his passenger are left with no option but to incredulously film the invasion. Watch and fear, mangy simian, your time is up! Read the rest

Release the Quacken: giant duck visits Pittsburgh

An enormous inflatable duck floats on the Allegheny River in Pittsburgh on Sept 27, 2013. Created by Dutch artist Florentijn Hofman, the 40 ft duck kicked off the Pittsburgh Arts Festival and will spend its first evening under the 6th street bridge. Last seen deflated in Hong Kong's Victoria Harbor, the latest duck sibling will be moored at Point State Park for three weeks. Photo: Heather Beschizza Read the rest

Scientifically accurate "Duck Tales"

If you've paid any attention to the Internet over the last few years you're probably aware that real life ducks are not exactly as friendly and personable as the ones in cartoons.

What if children's television reflected the fact that real duck life has more in common with, say, Oz, than Duck Tales? It would probably look a lot like this.

May be NSFW.

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