Q: Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
And a few more funnies to support your Star Wars Day celebration tomorrow:
Q: Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
A: So it doesn't Hang Solow!
Q: Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
A: Adobe Wan Kenobi
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
RIP Peter Mayhew
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