For Christmas 2020, mashup artist extraordinaire Bill McClintock combined Slayer's "South of Heaven" with Wham!'s "Last Christmas" into a song he calls "South of Christmas" by Slam! There's also a cameo appearance by Rammstein and McClintock himself with a festive guitar solo. The best edit in the song comes at about 3:20. Try not to laugh.
Christmas cheer from Slayer and George Michael
Take a look at this retro ad for Star Trek Christmas ornaments
When it comes to crafting merchandise, corporations tend to act like Mufasa explaining his kingdom's perimeters to Simba. "Everything the light touches," they tell their merchandising department, "is our kingdom." There isn't a product around that can't be associated with a brand or franchise these days. From sympathy wreaths to rectal thermometers, if you search… READ THE REST
The life and times of KB Toys
Half of the fun of Christmas lies in the act of anticipating it. As a kid, you would spend months downloading and sifting through tons of toy commercials to procure the perfect gift(s) that aligned with your sensibilities. Polishing your behavior to comport with the highest ideal of goodness, you'd spend the entire school year… READ THE REST
Listen to this highly obscure Velvet Underground and Nico Christmas Album
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus… I cried behind the door." (Thanks, Jennifer Dalton!) READ THE REST
Teach yourself how to play guitar with the Jamstik trainer
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Make room for important and large files with Prism Drive cloud storage
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This 13-in-1 media hub brings your favorite content to the big screen
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