christmas Christmas cheer from Slayer and George Michael Miss Cellania

mashup Careless Whisper in the Abyss: A Wham!/Slayer mashup Rusty Blazenhoff

video games We were inches away from the fabled Doom and Halo crossover Grant St. Clair

toys The Fart Piano is ridiculously sophomoric, and I love it Jennifer Sandlin

music Art-pop band "The Dream Eaters" creates dark and funny earworms that are perfect for these difficult times Jennifer Sandlin

music This fellow invented thrash metal drumming back in 1948 (video) Allan Rose Hill

Forbidden Love JD Vance is not a couch f*cker Jason Weisberger

politics Fox cuts away from Guilfoyle's RNC speech to a dog interview Jason Weisberger

maga MAGA senate candidate's "Crime Map" turns out to just show drinking fountains Ellsworth Toohey

Even too much for MAGA Doggone it! Donald Trump kicks puppy slayer Kristi Noem off his VP short list Carla Sinclair

dog-slayers Doggo terrified when he sees Kristi Noem on TV — jumps off cushion to hide behind couch (video) Carla Sinclair

crime Toronto incel who murdered woman is jailed for life Rob Beschizza

audiobooks Original Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast members reunite for new audiobook sequel to the show Thom Dunn

politics Ron DeSantis to launch presidential campaign on Twitter "with Elon Musk" Rob Beschizza

science fiction Listen to Russell T Davies talk about why he came back to Doctor Who Devin Nealy

movies Marvel's Blade reboot just got a new writer Devin Nealy

actors Watch Succession's Kieran Culkin fire through questions on Hot Ones Devin Nealy

podcasts The Ex-Files is a delightful new podcast from the exes of Buffering the Vampire Slayer Thom Dunn

It'sa me, Pedro Pedro Pascal stars in the grimdark Mario Kart reboot you've been waiting for Thom Dunn

movies The trailer for Darby and the Dead gives modern Buffy vibes Devin Nealy