A Christmas poem about grammatically-tense ghosts

Brian Bilston has been called the "unofficial poet laureate of Twitter" for his clever, digestible, pun-tastic poetry.

Fitting with the theme of 2020, Bilston has written a new holiday poem titled "Tense Christmas." It riffs on the idea of the ghosts from A Christmas Carol, but instead makes them a bit more, errm, complex.

This is however, only my second favorite Bilston holiday poem—the first being this beauty:

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