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Ted Cruz spotted flying to California as Texas braces for another deadly winter storm
![Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz. [Reuters]](https://i0.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/04/cruz.jpg?fit=300%2C155&quality=60&ssl=1&resize=250%2C190 "Ted Cruz spotted flying to California as Texas braces for another deadly winter storm")
Sen. Ted Cruz was spotted on a plane bound for Laguna Beach on January 20 as Texas braced for a rare ice threat and an arctic cold front, reports the… READ THE REST
Tucker Carlson humiliates Ted Cruz, reducing the Senator to squirming mess (video)
Tucker Carlson clobbered Ted Cruz while the two argued about the Israel-Iran conflict, reducing Cruz to a squirming mess in a clip that's now gone viral. (See video below, posted… READ THE REST
Ted Cruz's teen daughter sneers on stage when her dad mentions Donald Trump (video)
During his victory speech in Texas Tuesday night, Ted Cruz had no problem praising Donald Trump — the man who called the senator's wife, Heidi Cruz, ugly. Even Heidi dutifully… READ THE REST
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