false guarantees One year ago today, Ted Cruz idiotically made a Covid prediction that was so very wrong Carla Sinclair

bad actors Ted Cruz flops again with another lousy political theater stunt Carla Sinclair

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corporate welfare Ted Cruz publicly threatens "woke" corporations that he will no longer take their bribes Mark Frauenfelder

Lindsey Graham Randy Rainbow unearths lost show tune from Oklahoma!: "Ted and Lindsey!" Carla Sinclair

john boehner Fmr. Speaker Boehner casually tells Ted Cruz to "Go F*ck yourself" Jason Weisberger

taunting Ultimate snowflake Ted Cruz whines about being taunted at border wall Mark Frauenfelder

smug little men Ted Karen Cruz refuses to wear a mask when asked, says he's following CDC guidelines when he's not Carla Sinclair

trumpanzees Ted Cruz's weird defense of Tucker Carlson has Twitter in stitches Mark Frauenfelder

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Angry comedians Watch Ted Cruz's cringe-y funnyman routine at CPAC Carla Sinclair

distractions Ted Cruz can't even pretend to care about today's senate hearing Carla Sinclair

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Leaders who don't lead Find out why Ted Cruz skipping town during a major crisis was "a massive screw up" Carla Sinclair

ted cruz Ted Cruz said his daughters demanded a vacation so he had no choice but to flee Texas during a deadly arctic blast Mark Frauenfelder

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Jar-Jar was a better senator Ted Cruz, the Salacious B. Crumb of Congress, defends Gina Carano Gina Loukareas