In this footage, Chuck Grassley and Tom Cotton do what they must to impress Iowa Republicans: pushups. Though the whole scenario is self-defeating in the way that politician machismo always is, we must give Grassley, fully 87 years old, props for staying in shape. Conversely, Cotton's form is pretty bad for a military man; he looks like a comedy improv artist ostentatiously vomiting. Cotton would lose a bar fight to any mammal weighing more than 175 pounds.
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