Remember Madison Cawthorn, the bible-thumpin' gun-totin' lawmaker who tried to bring a loaded firearm through airport security not once but twice? The sore loser voted out of Congress after he ratted out his Republican colleagues for their coke-fueled orgies? One might think the GQP's fallen star has been waiting out the rest of his congressional days in hiding, but no, turns out he's just been LARPing in all his spare time. Let's just hope the gun he's wildly waving around isn't loaded this time.
Watch Madison Cawthorn make believe he's a commando raiding empty beds
Sore loser Madison Cawthorn threatens Dems and GOP with "Dark MAGA" in cringeworthy tweet
A wounded Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R–NC) didn't take his defeat in Tuesday's primary race too well, angry at Democrats, angry at Republicans, angry with the world. So he took to Instagram today to lash out with a long, ridiculous, babbling post that seems more like bad sci-fi prose than the reflections of a Congressman. First… READ THE REST
Seth Meyers gives fascist loser Madison Cawthorn a worthy send-off
Imploding under a cloud of insider trading and serial sexual harassment allegations, multiple attempts to take a loaded gun on a plane, driving with a revoked license, lying about training for the Paralympics, lying about losing his spot at West Point, lying about his friend abandoning him after the car accident that left him paralyzed,… READ THE REST
The GOP bids farewell to Madison Cawthorn from a coke and orgy party (Late Show parody)
Using masked orgy scenes from Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut, the Late Show put together this heartfelt "Bye Bye Maddie!" ditty on behalf of the GOP as a good riddance to ousted Trump-pick Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R–NC). Bye bye MaddieYou tried to take our coke awayGood riddance MaddieOur flesh pit's here to stay … Here… READ THE REST
Light up with a pipe that's made to make smoking simple
There's a lot of reasons to buy a new smoking piece. Maybe you dropped your old one and that cool glass octopus build doesn't work so well when it's in a million pieces. Perhaps you're making the switch from rolling your own to something a little less cumbersome. Or maybe you just want an upgrade. Whatever… READ THE REST
Life's hard enough, which is why this flexible lighter is a game-changer
From ensuring you have enough money for gas this week to keeping up with today's politics, life is far from easy. And everyday things like making dinner, commuting to work, and even lighting candles should be the least of your worries. But when it comes to reaching down into the jar of your favorite candle, unable to… READ THE REST
These $29 game design and development courses might make learning as fun as the real thing
Gaming is something that most people can appreciate. Whether you're into the classics, a casual gamer, or a die-hard who plays all the time, there are many different ways to enjoy the hobby. But we think it's safe to say, novice or professional, we're all interested in how games even come to be. If you're fascinated by gaming… READ THE REST
