If you're out of the Oscar Mayer loop these days, you may want to know that the meat company now has a line of realistic-looking gummy versions of its various meats. There are gummy hotdogs, gummy bacon, and, strangest of all, gummy bologna.
The cognitive dissonance I feel about eating a gummy candy that looks just like slices of real bologna is a bit overwhelming. While I like both gummy candy and bologna, the combination of the two has me feeling things I cannot explain.
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