How to play DOOM on your fleshlight

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should!

Perhaps you're a fan of, erm, first-person shooters. Or you're really fond of hearing a grunting man groan and strain "Oh yeah!" every time he feels the thrust of a recoiling rifle. If so, you presumably enjoy the classic video game Doom! And what better way to play than to, um, hack your fleshlight?

In the video above, youtuber Aaron Christophel installs a new script on an $80 UFO Man's Visual Feast Automatic Telescopic Masturbator Cup Rapid Heating Voice Pussy Blowjob Machine Male Masturbation Penis Massager Sex Toys For Men.

Previously:
Someone just created a House of Leaves-style DOOM mod
Non-Euclidean Doom, where the value of pi is not 3.14159
Doom running in task manager with each CPU core as a pixel, supposedly