Welcome to Boston's Liberty Hotel, where the bathroom police are working overtime to ensure your gender presentation meets their exacting five-star standards.
As reported by CBS Boston, a security guard burst into the women's restroom during a Kentucky Derby party, banging on stall doors like he was leading a SWAT raid on a powder room.
His target? A woman whose greatest crime was having a haircut that didn't meet his rigorous femininity requirements.
The guard demanded Ansley Baker prove her gender while she was still fastening her shorts — because nothing spells "luxury experience" quite like having to defend your chromosomes with your pants undone.
The hotel first tried serving up a steaming pile of PR horse manure, claiming the women were sharing a stall. When that lie collapsed, they pivoted to suspending the guard and promising "inclusive practices" training.
Now they're making a donation to an LGBTQ+ organization, as if throwing money at discrimination somehow makes it vanish like a morning mimosa.
Liberty Hotel: "Where your $500 room comes with complimentary gender verification services."
Previously:
• Watch this cosplaying critic's epic takedown of Disney's catastrophic Star Wars Hotel
• FCC fines Marriott $600,000 for jamming hotel Wi-Fi
• Use this website to find a hotel room with a balcony or functioning windows
