How do you do, fellow kids? Xitter CEO tries yesterday's slang for today's embarrassment Jason Weisberger
animals Kinkatopia rescues abandoned kinkajous and discourages you from getting one of the racoon-like animals as a pet Jennifer Sandlin
documentaries Bob Newhart shares fond memories of lifelong friend Don Rickles in documentary Mark Frauenfelder
united airlines United Airlines' Christmas movie "Love in Plane Sight" is as awful as you'd imagine Jennifer Sandlin
Comic Books Someone finally asked Chris Claremont about Professor X's weird sexy photograph collection Thom Dunn
Food Would you try this octopus chocolate chip cookie, or these chicken skin fried pickles? Jennifer Sandlin
overreactions Southwest kicks off woman for petting her own puppy, then kicks off 2 others for their "attitude" (video) Carla Sinclair
donald trump Facing racketeering charges, Trump-worshipping pastor turns to "MAGA Honey" sales Mark Frauenfelder
Kids Parents unhappy with teacher who showed Winnie the Pooh slasher film to fourth graders David Pescovitz
ice cream Indulge your inner child with Little Debbie snack cake-scented candles and snack cake-flavored ice cream Jennifer Sandlin