it's a-me mario Check out this $2000 Super Mario Smart Watch (No, it won't help you grow on mushrooms) Thom Dunn

prisoner ankle cuffs Your kid's "smart watch" lets anyone in the world trace their location. Again. Cory Doctorow

enox After more than a year of inaction,one of those privacy-leaking kids' smart watches has been recalled in Europe Cory Doctorow

gator watches from techsixtyfour 18 months on, kids' smart watches are STILL a privacy & security dumpster-fire, and a gift to stalkers everywhere Cory Doctorow

dads and grads Working replica of Snake Plissken's Lifeclock countdown timer watch from Escape From New York Cory Doctorow