Sure thing Jan Chipotle hopes you get this joke Jason Weisberger

ice cream Indulge your inner child with Little Debbie snack cake-scented candles and snack cake-flavored ice cream Jennifer Sandlin

chicago Chicago-area libraries evacuated and closed after bomb threats Rob Beschizza

racism Rolling Stone cofounder removed from Hall of Fame board after racist and sexist remarks Rob Beschizza

Last human standing in magaland Mitt Romney's dire warning to Mitch McConnell before Jan. 6: "There are calls to burn down your home, Mitch" Carla Sinclair

trump Caught red-handed: Ramaswamy's 9/11 conspiracy theory lie revealed on CNN Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Testicles in a jar (and China's invasion of America) in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

Republicans Pence forgets his published autobiographical recollection of events Jason Weisberger

books Crappy AI knockoff books are already topping the publishing charts Thom Dunn

Section 3 of the 14th amendment Donald Trump is ineligible to run for president, say conservative law professors Carla Sinclair

media bias Twitter fined $350k for protecting Trump; gave up the goods anyways Jason Weisberger

donald trump Desperate DeSantis concedes Trump's 2020 loss while trying to appease MAGA voters Mark Frauenfelder

drm HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza

court jesters Desperate Ron DeSantis tries on Rambo persona who wants to "storm Washington" in 2025 Carla Sinclair

china Neighbors angry at man raising cows on apartment building balcony David Pescovitz

climate change Phoenix area librarian's shoes melted to the sidewalk during crosswalk duty Jennifer Sandlin

threats Donald Trump warns that "it would be very dangerous" for Jack Smith to jail him (audio) Carla Sinclair

twitter Twitter owes former workers $500m in unpaid severance payments Rob Beschizza

trump Watch Trump supporters declare support for teaching critical race theory and repatriating Indigenous land Jennifer Sandlin

movies Everything comes full circle in the trailer for Dune Part Two Devin Nealy