Machine Project's FRY-B-QUE is this weekend in LA


5 Responses to “Machine Project's FRY-B-QUE is this weekend in LA”

  1. joelphillips says:

    Budweiser? How can that possibly be exciting?

  2. IWood says:

    Yeah, you tell me that after my frying iPhone exploded in my face, disfiguring me and transforming me into a cellphone-themed supervillain.

  3. deusdiabolus says:

    I feel thorta thilly…I was actually kind of thinking that you fried a cellphone (and all the while thinking the same stuff that Anonymous said above), but then I realized it was a ruse towards the end (you can’t use a fork to cut into a cellphone, no matter how long you fry it). I am curious as to what you actually brought to be embattered besides the Bubble Tape, not to mention what was the most enjoyable fried item you consumed.

    • Xeni Jardin says:

      deusdiabolus, I am sorry that I lied to you and to all internetdom. We did it for the lulz. I think the first “phone” we fried was a pop tart. We basically picked shit that was sort of phone-shaped. THe next thing was like, some weird fruity italian bread? Or stöllen or something, I dunno. Something fruitcakey, and we cut it into the approximate shape of a Treo. And so on. I don’t eat much fried foods, so I got pretty maxed out pretty fast. The deep fried pannetone was good goin’ down, and so were the oreos. Next day, I felt like I’d swallowed a lead baby head.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I don’t mean to rain on your parade, but phones and electronics have very nasty chemicals and heavy metals like lead. When you fry something like that, you release that nasty stuff into the breading and the fryer oil.

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