Cute Fat Kitty Nomming on Gyoza and Beer (video).

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41 Responses to “Cute Fat Kitty Nomming on Gyoza and Beer (video).”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Does anybody else think it looks like a Kilrathi?

  2. mozTom says:

    Thx th ct ddnt drnk nthng s n spwng.

  3. merreborn says:

    That’s not a cat, that’s an ewok.

  4. jsauter says:

    I believe that is beer, not sake.

  5. grimatongueworm says:

    where would the internet be without cats?

    where would cats be without the internet (under my feet, yes..but in a larger sense..)

  6. Anonymous says:

    i thought it was wilford brimley

  7. Yamara says:

    He’s only eating his own fur, and staring occasionally, as if his server has brought him the wrong order.

    BUT IZ SOOPRKYOOT XENI THENK YEW

  8. Jack says:

    Antinous, maybe the cat is showing how with proper diabeetus care you can “splurge” every once in a while.

    Good lord is that cat a pig. But such good production values on the whole setup!

  9. i_prefer_yeti says:

    Cat’s gonna have a body-image problem after being labeled “fat.”

  10. Brad S. says:

    “Watch Clark.”

  11. arocklegend says:

    I believe his name is Pai Mei.

  12. Xeni Jardin says:

    He is pretend-eating.

  13. HollywoodBob says:

    I don’t know it really sounds like he was chomping down on something at the beginning.

  14. jburris says:

    invisible consuming!

  15. technogeek says:

    Cute fat Japanese Himalayan cat. Though “fat Himalayan” may be redundant; in my experience, Himalayans are often animated throw pillows.

    The ones I’ve known are also fairly laid-back cats, so I’m not surprised this one was convinced to pose. Getting him to lick his paws would be easy. Keeping him away from the human-food… well, depends on the cat, and depends on whether that was real food or a display mockup.

    Nice concept, nicely executed. In a past life, I want to come back as Buddha’s cat…

  16. nanuq says:

    Do they have 12-step programs for cats?

  17. Takuan says:

    “Hai! Chairman Tanaka!”

  18. Ian70 says:

    Can I have the beer? Kitty isn’t doing what Xeni said he’s doing. Bad kitty!

  19. Tenn says:

    Xeni you has betrayed us.

    I was really hoping kitty was going to drink beer. D: Though it was quite cute. Despair?

  20. jjasper says:

    Dr. Claw’s sidekick, MAD Cat, pre-rehab.

  21. ridl says:

    No, MAD Cat after finally getting rid of Dr. Claw, post-rehab, on an awkward date with Brain (not pictured, on the other side of the table).

  22. SC_Wolf says:

    @ #11 posted by nanuq
    Do they have 12-step programs for cats?

    They can never make it past Step 2. When’s the last time you’ve seen a cat even admit the existance of a Higher Power?

  23. Blaine says:

    Mmmm… Gyoza.

    I know I’m an asshole. I’m aware that I don’t like many things. But good plate Gyoza always turns me into a care bear.

    Pro Tip: Order Age-Gyoza (ah-gay) for super crunchy deep fried magic.

  24. nach0s says:

    This is a rare look at where the back room assassinations of rival pets are planned.

  25. Unanimous Cowherd says:

    More beer!

  26. theawesomerobot says:

    R.Stevens cat-related submission conspiracy

  27. jasonjayr says:

    @1 — I can’t tell if you’ve been disemvowled, or if your trying to lolspeak …. :)

  28. Takuan says:

    he’s clearing a hairball

  29. KuKuKaChu says:

    Not eating, just grooming self (chest and paws). Licking and chomping sounds are typical.

    BUT SO KYOOOT !!!

  30. Anonymous says:

    You said there would be nomming! You let me down, man. Now I don’t believe in nothing no more. I’m going to law school.

  31. Antinous / Moderator says:

    I don’t think that you’re supposed to drink alcohol if you have diabeetus.

  32. adamnvillani says:

    I think it’s the Wampa from The Empire Strikes Back.

  33. Takuan says:

    shacho-san drinks what he wants! OI! little sister!

  34. minTphresh says:

    a smoke, kurtmac? looks more like he’s got about half a pack snuffed out in the ashtray next to him!

  35. presterjohn says:

    over promised, and under delivered.

  36. KurtMac says:

    Plus, it looks like he enjoys a smoke with his meal, also not good for his diabeetus.

  37. belldl says:

    Thanks #27/Brad for my first & hopefully last coffee choke of the day.

  38. grimc says:

    Undertall Cat resents implications that the problem is his weight when it’s clearly his height.

  39. franko says:

    even though he didn’t drink beer, that was full of win. who knew wilford brimley got so hairy in his older age?

  40. Anonymous says:

    I’ve watched it 4 times and still haven’t seen him drink beer.

  41. Anonymous says:

    Slow cat day?

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