Web infomercial for Hedonism 2: Party on the beach will make you reach for eye-bleach


47 Responses to “Web infomercial for Hedonism 2: Party on the beach will make you reach for eye-bleach”

  1. Robert says:

    Conan, what is best in life?

    To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the rippin’ and the tearin’, the rippin’ and the tearin’.

    • adamnvillani says:

      OK, so I wasn’t the only who somehow thought this guy’s endorsement could be worked into Conan’s words of wisdom. Thank you for following through with the legwork.

  2. jimh says:

    Whenever I see someone being interviewed and they reach out to hold the mic in front of their mouth like that, I know there’s going to be some crazy.

    Grabbing the mic = used to having it pulled away quickly?

  3. MrsBug says:

    Reading these comments just leaves me one thing to say: y’all are d*** funny.

    And a couple of thoughts. 1)Hedonism 2..why don’t they just called “Orgy in the sun”? I mean, let’s get to the point, right?; 2) Despite our horror at his ‘moves’, you know he’s gettin’ some every time he goes down there. Seriously, what man goes to a resort like that unless someone is putting out?!

  4. Anonymous says:

    Aaughhh!! My eyes!! OTOH the phrase “pastywhite sexytime speedo dancypantsing” has made my day.

    Ok, now time to inflict this on the rest of my social graph…

  5. Anonymous says:


  6. Ben Terry says:

    I’m down with it. He’s going crazy having a good time. The fact he’s older and doing it makes it even better, because people always go on about how gross older people are, what you are too old to do, etc., and that must suck a bit. His appropriate response is to shake that ass right in your face.

    Rock on, sir.

    • alisong76 says:

      Trust me, if a young guy was bouncing about like that, doing the “v” thing with his tougue, I would be JUST as disgusted.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Like you’re all going to stop acting like that once you cross over a certain age? Oh, I forgot, you are going to be one of the exceptions and you will remain totally cool even into old age. Even YOUR nose hairs will be cool.

  8. mausium says:

    Rand Paul?!

  9. Felton says:

    Bender: Look, I love life and its pleasures as much as anyone here, except perhaps you, Hedonism Bot. But we need to be shut off! Especially you, Hedonism Bot.

    Hedonism Bot: I apologize for nothing!

  10. Felton says:

    Somebody order a unicorn chaser?

  11. berco says:

    I’m trying to craft a comment that expresses my reaction without putting anyone down. How’s this:

    This advertisement, while fascinating, fails to effectively market the Hedonism 2 event to my demographic.

  12. johnnyaction says:

    Definitely a self selecting group of people who go there.

    I don’t see this hurting their business at all. Helping it actually. Right now while you are going ewww there are people thinking “if he keeps having a *great* time there I ought to do pretty good”.

    A different tag line for this video could be “Grandparents need loving too”

  13. Mitch says:

    You, your Speedos, and your Johnson.

  14. mgfarrelly says:


  15. ocschwar says:

    Unicorn chaser, if you please.

  16. Alan says:

    Where are the Internet Content Reviewers when you really need them?

  17. Kookie says:

    I’ve been reading Boing Boing for a couple of years now. I always enjoy the comments as well. Until today, I’ve not registered so that I could comment as well. Today, I finally felt compelled. And yet the only thing I can muster up in response to this…this…this…is….unhhhggghhhharrrrrrhhhhhhg….help…must…crawl…out…of…my…SKIN….aaaaawahhahahhahaha…..

  18. MadMolecule says:

    “The rippin’ and the tearin’. The rippin’ and the tearin’.”

    I have no desire to know what that means.

  19. freshacconci says:

    Ah, yes. The fine art of aging gracefully.

    Hey kids, grandpa is on the youtubes…

  20. Anonymous says:

    Please post a link for a reputable commercial eye-bleach. Failing that, some liquid “Brain-O” will suffice.

  21. Loo Per says:

    Always there for you when you need it,


  22. jonathan_v says:

    Not surprising for a dude from a swinger resort ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedonism_Resorts ).

  23. Antinous / Moderator says:

    He doesn’t look like the pictures on their website.

    The rippin’ and the tearin’. The rippin’ and the tearin’.

    I think that it’s something like, “And your women shall rend their garments and tear their hair unto the last generation.”

  24. knowles says:

    i can’t see this dude’s balls, but i know exactly where they are.

  25. cjp says:

    I think I threw up a little when he did that V mouth thing that I now want to forget. Please. I need to forget.

  26. Anonymous says:

    Holy Sh*t!

  27. bmcraec says:

    I think he auditioned for the part of Doug on Showtime’s Weeds. Thankfully, he didn’t get it.


    Call your broker NOW. Dump your stock in this hot potato. It’s over. It’s a goner.

  29. Anonymous says:

    call the cyberpolice… consequences will never be the same!

  30. Boondocker says:

    What do you say to co-workers and family when videos like this go viral? Besides, “I’m very, very sorry?”

  31. Anonymous says:

    Even middle aged guys need some luv’n but this is crossing the line into scary territory.

  32. dross1260 says:

    I can see Purell as a sponsor.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Someone’s watching this and thinking . o O ( OMG that’s my dentist! ) 82

  34. bassplayinben says:

    You people have weak stomachs.

  35. Teller says:

    You can thank Viagra for this, you people and your science.

  36. Anonymous says:

    What does this mean?!

  37. franko says:

    y’all just jealous. dude’s clearly having a better time than any of us.

  38. ZippySpincycle says:

    Techno Viking could teach this guy a thing or two about enjoying oneself.

  39. alisong76 says:

    You know that picture of Horrified Batman that gets around the interwebs? I MADE THAT FACE.

  40. sarliaee says:

    i want new eyes.

  41. HTH says:

    Oh, the horror! Eye bleach? I don’t think that will erase the image. I’ll just have to pluck my eyes out.

  42. simonbarsinister says:

    And let the remixing begin!

    Ive backtraced Rick and notified the Cyberpolice.


    Well what can you expect when you name a resort Hedonism? This man is a Hedonist. He belongs there. I hope he stays. Probably all of Arizona hopes so too.

  44. Morrigan says:

    He almost slips & falls twice.

    Now that would have been some rippin’ & tearin’

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