They fart glitter

10 reasons it would rule to date a unicorn. Previously.


  1. Um, aren’t unicorns only into virgins? So even if you qualify, wouldn’t they dump you in quick order?

  2. I would really like to make a Twilight/Glitter in the Sun joke but I’m already too tired of it.

    When I’m walking
    I strutt my stuff
    And I’m so strung out.
    I’m high as a kite and I just might
    stop to check you out.
    Let me go out.
    So I can glitter in the sun.
    Let me go out,
    Bella Swan I know your the one.

    (I will take all replies to this comment while burning in hell thank you :)

    1. That was awesome JD. Let’s see how many people understand it now. Good stuff, you glorious bastard.

  3. You will have but a half-life, a cursed life the moment the blood of a unicorn touches your lips. I can only imagine what would happen if you tried #5.

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