They fart glitter

10 reasons it would rule to date a unicorn. Previously.

• [grimc]

  So…confused…

• [edi]

  wait… what…???

• [wispsmoke]

  This link, I do not think it means what you think it means.

• [Anonymous]

  http://mingle2.com/dating/unicorn

• [Rob Beschizza]

  Indeed, a mispaste for the ages. Fixed now.

  • [edi]

    thanks rob, because you know… i NEEDED to know.

• [Felton]

  Reason #6 is enough for me.

• [Jonathan Badger]

  Um, aren’t unicorns only into virgins? So even if you qualify, wouldn’t they dump you in quick order?

• [djfrantz]

  Glitter Farts is my router SSID

• [JDMcDonnell]

  I would really like to make a Twilight/Glitter in the Sun joke but I’m already too tired of it.

  When I’m walking
  I strutt my stuff
  And I’m so strung out.
  I’m high as a kite and I just might
  stop to check you out.
  Let me go out.
  So I can glitter in the sun.
  Let me go out,
  Bella Swan I know your the one.

  (I will take all replies to this comment while burning in hell thank you :)

  • [bombertherigpig]

    That was awesome JD. Let’s see how many people understand it now. Good stuff, you glorious bastard.

• [dbarak]

  #11 – They’re always horny.

• [Anonymous]

  There’s ASCII art, commented out, in the markup:

• [bzishi]

  You will have but a half-life, a cursed life the moment the blood of a unicorn touches your lips. I can only imagine what would happen if you tried #5.