Bacon or Beer Can?


17 Responses to “Bacon or Beer Can?”

  1. Phikus says:

    I am having both, just to be sure.

  2. teapot says:

    They are back with: Hairpiece or Herpes


  3. Baldhead says:

    If he’s on an ital diet then both are prohibited.

  4. bcsizemo says:

    If I hit it really fast I can hear it slow transition back in forth in my mind….

    Either way both go great together…

  5. gravytop says:

    When I worked at the East Asian Library at a renowned California university, there was this thirty-fivish Japanese female co-worker with whom I had a discussion one slow afternoon about the proper consistency of rice. She kept saying “Rice must stick together like lava.” I remember insisting repeatedly that lava-like rice would probably be too sticky for easy enjoyment. Only later did I realize that she was saying that rice should stick together like lovers, and that I missed out on what I know think could have turned into at least a hot grope session next to the card catalog.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Billions of hours of technological development, from the harnessing of electricity, power generation, computing, digital imaging, networking, multimedia, and web development have enabled us to observe and enjoy “Bacon or Beer Can.”

    God bless the Internet.

  7. Alan says:

    Most definitely beer can.

  8. Jack says:


  9. voiceinthedistance says:

    Can’t argue with the tight focus of this website. It aims to do one thing, and do it well.

  10. Andrea James says:


  11. Blue says:

    Needs a Geordie version too.

  12. Anonymous says:

    There’s a Modeselektor Remix which includes “Berghain”, a popular techno Club in Berlin:

  13. straponego says:

    Did you know that vampires can hear “bacon” and “beer can” at exactly the same time? Now you do. And knowing is half the battle! Not knowing is the other half… and we already did that… battle complete!

  14. Znaps says:

    oh you crazy baldheads…

    Definitely Bacon.

  15. iluvbottleservice says:

    also, don’t forget about this classic in sean connery’s history of saying the same word different ways:

  16. Mr. Sleepy says:

    The guy looked wasted (dont’ get the joke though…)…

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