Mattel introduces new Journalism Barbie


48 Responses to “Mattel introduces new Journalism Barbie”

  1. Teller says:

    All that’s left is Klaus Barbie.

  2. mn_camera says:

    We got the bubbleheaded bleach-blonde, comes on at 5
    She can tell you about the plane crash with a gleam in her eye
    It’s interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry

    (Don Henley)

  3. nehpetsE says:

    NFL locker-room playset sold separately.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Just a heads up. That rimshot link came up as an attack site, either my laptop has an overactive firewall or that link has been compromised.

    Much like journalism has the past 10 years.

  5. Brainspore says:

    “TMZ, here I come!”

  6. nehpetsE says:

    Btw.. clicking the “rimshot” link triggered all my computer’s virus protection alarms.

    (i suppose that’s what i get for the locker-room comment)

  7. Antinous / Moderator says:

    InstantRimshot’s been around forever. I doubt that it’s malicious.

  8. grimc says:

    Available at the FOX News giftshop.

  9. Spencer Cross says:

    Sadly, I’m not sure that I would necessarily equate “News Anchor” with “Journalist” in this day and age.

    @antinious I doubt that InstantRimshot is malicious either, but it doesn’t mean it or it’s host hasn’t been compromised by somebody that is. Longevity ≠ security.

  10. brianary says:

    Does it come with VNRs, gossip wire service, a stack of product announcement press releases, and dramatic music generator?

  11. Stefan Jones says:


    Yes, exactly. Give Journalist Barbie a couple of years and she’ll be a Fox Newspeak babbler.

  12. CapnMarrrrk says:

    She has to be Television Journalist Barbie. Print Media Barbie is Workin’ at Starbucks Barbie.

  13. aurora_f says:

    I’m kind of partial to Computer Engineer Barbie:

    “Always a reflection of the times, this digital diva engineers the perfect geek-chic look, with hot pink accessories and sleek gadgets to match.”

  14. Nylund says:

    To avoid the Megyn Kelly mode, please be sure that the switch on the back isn’t set to evil like that Krusty the Clown doll that terrorized Homer.

  15. Shane says:

    For the record, tripped my symantec endpoint as well.

  16. Daedalus says:

    Michelle Malkin would be proud.

    Also: I hear computer engineer Barbie hangs out at 4Chan. All that pink and pastel belies a woman who has seen more penis than most prostitutes.

  17. mr.skeleton says:

    With a proper hair cut, this might make a great Xeni Jardin action figure!

    • braininavat says:

      mr.skeleton, you beat me to it! I second the call for a Xeni action figure, and I want mine in pink satin outfit that she wore when she interviewed Genesis P. Orridge.

  18. CapnMarrrrk says:

    You can’t mention Barbie w/o posting a link to Barbie Massacre

  19. Trnck says:

    #1 comment says all. It’s so awesome.

  20. thatbob says:

    God, I hate pink. And its liberal usage by American girly girls and the makers of their consumer products. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

    (And it actually looks way better on dark men than it does on fair women, don’t ya think?)

    • Sekino says:

      And it actually looks way better on dark men than it does on fair women, don’t ya think?

      So true!! Only it has to be dusty pink or fushia: Pepto Bismol is for digestive issues only…

  21. nutbastard says:

    I’m pretty sure Barbie is legally retarded. When else do you see an adult with their name written on everything they own?

  22. Anonymous says:

    I’m waiting for YouTube Barbie with laptop and ukulele accessories. Her belly button is a webcam.

  23. Vidya108 says:

    I often think that the ‘career’ Barbies may be more harmful than helpful. Rather than send the message to girls (and boys) that women “can do anything they want,” they seem to reinforce the increasingly dominant view that women “can do anything they want…just as long as they’re ‘hawt’ eye-candy.” If anything, I find it *more* difficult to imagine myself — intelligent, successful, but quite un-Barbie-like in every physical way — in these particular occupational roles after seeing Barbie ‘portray’ them.

  24. mmechanic says:

    Who said journalism is dead?

  25. hungryjoe says:

    Does she come with a blue plastic shovel for digging up tar balls on the beach? Because that’s what real journalists do…

  26. Anonymous says:

    She’s so cute! Maybe she could be a governor someday!

  27. Anonymous says:

    Isn’t she the same as Stenographer Barbie?

  28. Phlip says:

    Ahem. Blogger Barbie. (Aggregator sub-type.)

    I win!

  29. efergus3 says:

    After daddy cut off her allowance and kicked her out of the beach house, this is where she REALLY ended up.

  30. DeWynken says:

    Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker!
    Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry!
    Ron Burgundy: Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island!
    Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair!
    Ron Burgundy: [shellshocked] What did you say?
    Veronica Corningstone: I said, your hair looks stupid.

  31. igpajo says:

    Maybe she can get a Reply

  • zootboing says:

    Man, why don’t they just be honest and call it “OMG-I got my degree in “Media Communications and beauty pageants” “Journalism” is SO last century!” Barbie? (shakes head)
    And the hoochie black shiny bustier and satin lapel jacket?? Really??
    There ARE a few real journalists on television, but you have to tune into BBC America to see them.

  • msbpodcast says:

    Well, I now am SURE journalism is a dead art.

    By the time Matell get a hold of it, you can tell the biomass has hit the rotating impeller.

    Ask yourself: “Would Barbie make a suitable stand-in for all of these generic news-readers?”

    The answer is yes almost across the board…


    Well, there’s “Naked News” isn’t there?

  • Tony_mac10 says:

    Hmmm… looks like the used Greta Van Susternen as the model…

  • That Evening Sun says:

    Caribou Barbie got her start as a news reader. Lots of dogs!

  • youdiejoe says:

    Malibu Stacy would be proud! “Being objective is hard!”

  • professor says:

    Ok, so it’s a Barbie with its honesty, integrity, responsibility, discretion and sense of honor removed….

  • Anonymous says:

    Every newsbabe on Fox looks like this Barbie.

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