NSFW: contains naked crazy guy pleasuring himself in public, then attempting to copulate with a van—and that ain't the half of if.
Some have speculated that this Russian fellow has mental problems, others PCP problems, still others credit "Vodka, the breakfast of champions." All I know is this sucker begs for a remix with the Benny Hill theme, and I give YouTube like, five minutes before it's taken down. Also: it better not be a goddamned viral video for some energy drink.
Update: Ah, of course! YouTube Doubler! BennyHillified version is below...
(thanks, Dave Gorman)