SantaCon 2011: Naked Santas World Record


35 Responses to “SantaCon 2011: Naked Santas World Record”

  1. Brainspore says:

    Jesus’ birthday, Santa’s birthday suit.

  2. Daen de Leon says:

    It was interesting drinking on the Lower Haight on Saturday evening.  At least one bar was turning Santas away en masse, leading to the amusing spectacle of a very calm and deadpan doorman explaining to a large group of disappointed Santas that the reason they couldn’t come in was because there had been an unpleasant incident with a couple of drunken lady elves earlier in the day.  Only in San Francisco.

  3. Crispinus211 says:

    I got a little alarmed when I heard the Nutcracker, with its dancing sugar plums….

  4. bolamig says:

    I feel old.

  5. Bass Trumbo says:

    I live near Polk Gulch so I got the full view of drunk santas doing what looked like a bar crawl en masse. I had the pleasure of seeing a few santas throwing up (jollily) about the alleys.

  6. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Apparently ‘father’ in Father Christmas is now a verb.

  7. aynrandspenismighty says:

    I don’t think I could suck in my gut for that long. Plus cold weather makes ‘it’ elf sized.

  8. Donald Petersen says:

    I never, ever get invited to the right parties.

  9. hypersomniac says:

    Santacon used to be weird. Now it’s shining and attractive. Weird people are going to have to start something else. An occupation of some sort. Hmm.

  10. Josh Jasper says:

    Having watched more than one Folsom Street Faire, trust me, you can get away with being lewd in SF just fine, as long as you pick your place and time. 

  11. ladykatey says:

    Hey that’s my friend Sarah at :05 in the red fishnets! I am so jealous of all the awesome stuff that goes on in SF.

  12. marukosu says:

    Come Flasher, come Lapdancer, come Boner and Vixen…

  13. Guest says:

    SantaCon 29011?!?!? Where does the time go…

  14. KludgeGrrl says:

    Hey, I was just reading about the Speedo-clad Santas racing around the streets of Toronto.  Granted, they weren’t nude, but you need some support when you’re running after all!

  15. Michael W. says:

    This actually looks like a rather nice event. Sure beats that time I was in the midst of hundreds of naked Krampuses armed with whips and burlap sacks. 

  16. Brainspore says:

    …it’s not illegal to be nude in San Francisco (lewd is, of course, another matter)

    So naked Santa is fine so long as you don’t sit in his lap and tell him how naughty you’ve been.

  17. Spriggan_Prime says:

    apparently there is also no open bottle law.

  18. JohnnyQuest says:

    If they’re naked, how can you tell they’re Santas…?

  19. Tom Hester says:

    Ahhh… reminds me that I left my heart in that fair city.  Possibly my lungs too.   Stuffed into a wee sheep stomach.  Call me Haggis.

  20. sean says:

    Were there any performances of the Nutscratcher Ballet?

  21. sean says:

    Santas? SANTAS??!!?! WHERE ARE THE BEARDS????

  22. Teller says:

    Was on Polk and in North Beach. Generally, the women looked awesome; the guys, not so much.

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