Pizza sweatshirt


I can't figure out if this pizza sweatshirt is a shoop or an article of commerce. If you must wear a pizza garment, Pizza Shirt sells shirts that look like pizza. Veggie, pepperoni, long sleeved, short sleeved. Made in the USA.

pizza shirt . net (via Crazy Abalone)

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  1. Yeah, although printing technologies have come a long way it does seem unlikely that all those pepperonis would line up so perfectly.  In any case, this picture simultaneously made me feel VERY HUNGRY & VERY GROSS.

    I remember watching Spaceballs & thinking, “Damn, it would be so awesome to be able to eat yourself when necessary… Wait, no it wouldn’t.”

  2. This might just be a poor quality English cuisine thing, but is proper pepperoni supposed to taste like it’s made out of farts and plastic?

    1. Oh, I can see a practical application.  This is the perfect camouflage to hide  poor pizza eating skills.

  3. This could be printed with a process called sublimation, which is a sort of iron-on four color process print. However, it wouldn’t look *quite* that good, and the fact that the sleeve is lined up with the chest (look at the folded sleeve) means that it’s more or less just photoshopped.

    Doesn’t mean that somebody doesn’t hope to produce it.

  4. The sleeve’s pepperonis wouldn’t line up with the front like that if it weren’t shopped, and the inside of it probably wouldn’t be printed at all.

  5. Did nobody click the link? It says:

    Q: ARE THESE REAL?
    A: YES!

    BUT: if you scroll all the way to the bottom, it also says:

    DONT [sic] BE FOOLED BY FAKES & SWEATERS OUR PIZZA SHIRTS ARE 100% REAL

    …and has this pizza sweatshirt ‘shoop crossed out. The real one is a t-shirt and the printing looks quite good. I’ve seen things printed like this in person and while it’d be obviously not real pizza, it’d be enough to fool someone from a distance (so far as you can fool someone into believing you’re wearing pizza fashioned as a t-shirt).

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