Pizza Face

Boing Boing reader Renee Rendler-Kaplan of Chicago, IL went to the National Restaurant Association's trade show, and shot this photograph of a terrified pizza pie. I don't really know what this is, actually. I just know that I will never look at pizza the same way again. And, the strange orange color reminds me of Tanning Mom. Or John Boehner. If you're in the area, the NRA expo continues through May 8. (via Boing Boing Flickr Pool)

• [EH]

  It’s not the face so much as the pepperoni orange slices. Looks like it’s supposed to be a refrigerator magnet.

• [bkad]

  That’s awesome. I want one.

• [sockdoll]

  Can it be programmed to sing opera?

• [jaquer404]

  It reminds me of this classic:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBa3zzlPXFM

  (skip to 1:15 for the good stuff)

  • [Balance of Power]

     This was the first thing that came to mind:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33n-IS8a1S4

    • [Erik Postma]

      This was the first thing that came to *my* mind. Talk about never being able to look at pizza in the same way.
      http://buttersafe.com/2008/07/08/pizza/

• [andrew lux]

  Me and my roommates found the same Pizza Face at a thrift store in the Bay Area, and we would hide it in each others rooms in the weirdest places. Let me tell you, finding this face staring at you from closets and under sheets might be one of the most frightening thing i have ever experienced. 

• [woid]

  Pizza thought NRA was the National Rifle Association, and was terrified that somebody would feel threatened by it.

• [Alex Needham]

  pizza the hutt’s death mask

  • [Balance of Power]

     He always knew he’d end up in a box.

• [thaum]

  Pizza rage faces? Patent pending.

• [robuluz]

  “I see stars.”

• [mllel]

  Fits well with Olsen twins Gimme pizza! 
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlkF1zHAB7k 

• [ImmutableMichael]

  It’s not just pizza – it’s toasters too.  Our kitchens are turning against us.

  http://www.flickr.com/photos/hopkinsii/55115410/

• [Charles Lenchner]

  Xeni, the NRA is the sworn foe of raising the minimum wage for workers in the industry. They also oppose paid sick days, that might prevent sick workers for preparing your food. They are very evil 1 percenters. Take a look at this video addressing some of the issues of our food chain…. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LZEUwvIHdSs

• [Ian Wood]

  So Lady Cassandra O’Brien isn’t the last human. I knew it!

• [frozenintime]

  Nine nine nine…Herman Cain 

• [Preston Sturges]

  A little Clearasil will fix that right up

• [Bucket]

  The Pizzanomicon.

  Available in the frozen foods section of your local S-Mart. Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

• [Oscar Flores]

  It’s obviously the Pizza Man.
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDZoPxi7r64

• [keithfulkerson]

  It’s $15 -  http://www.alarmingproducts.com/GoryPizzaFace.html

• [social_maladroit]

  Can’t eat my, can’t eat my,
  No she can’t eat my pizza face
  (Pepperoni, pepperoni)
  Can’t eat my, can’t eat my,
  No she can’t eat my pizza face
  (Pepperoni, pepperoni)

  P-p-p-pizza face, p-p-pizza face
  Nom-nom-nom-nom
  P-p-p-pizza face, p-p-pizza face
  Nom nom nom nom

• [noah django]

  reminds me of when I worked at a pizzaria, I would make little figures out of dough, then send them through the oven’s conveyer belt, creating little voodoo dolls to hang in the background of the order window.  my bosses were pretty patient with me.

• [Mike Kevill]

  This is exactly like an acid trip I once had.

• [fuzzyfuzzyfungus]

  Kill…Me…I Should…Not…Be.

• [howaboutthisdangit]

  Looks like plastic.  Domino’s?

• [jeligula]

  This reminds me of the talking pizza in House IV.

• [robdobbs]

  Seems to be they’re inspired by Barnes and Barnes’ song of the same name. http://youtu.be/ZkK9OodOExo

• [teapot]

  While we’re playing the reminds-me-of game… this is what it instantly reminded me of:
  http://www.helpmesellmorebooksthanjustinbieber.com/head.html the shoops are actually the work of David Thorne of http://27bslash6.com/

• [teapot]

  While we’re playing the reminds-me-of game… this is what it instantly reminded me of:
  http://www.helpmesellmorebooksthanjustinbieber.com/head.html the shoops are actually the work of David Thorne of http://27bslash6.com/