Pizza Face

Boing Boing reader Renee Rendler-Kaplan of Chicago, IL went to the National Restaurant Association's trade show, and shot this photograph of a terrified pizza pie. I don't really know what this is, actually. I just know that I will never look at pizza the same way again. And, the strange orange color reminds me of Tanning Mom. Or John Boehner. If you're in the area, the NRA expo continues through May 8. (via Boing Boing Flickr Pool)


  1. It’s not the face so much as the pepperoni orange slices. Looks like it’s supposed to be a refrigerator magnet.

  2. Me and my roommates found the same Pizza Face at a thrift store in the Bay Area, and we would hide it in each others rooms in the weirdest places. Let me tell you, finding this face staring at you from closets and under sheets might be one of the most frightening thing i have ever experienced. 

  3. Pizza thought NRA was the National Rifle Association, and was terrified that somebody would feel threatened by it.

  4. The Pizzanomicon.

    Available in the frozen foods section of your local S-Mart. Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

  5. Can’t eat my, can’t eat my,
    No she can’t eat my pizza face
    (Pepperoni, pepperoni)
    Can’t eat my, can’t eat my,
    No she can’t eat my pizza face
    (Pepperoni, pepperoni)

    P-p-p-pizza face, p-p-pizza face
    P-p-p-pizza face, p-p-pizza face
    Nom nom nom nom

  6. reminds me of when I worked at a pizzaria, I would make little figures out of dough, then send them through the oven’s conveyer belt, creating little voodoo dolls to hang in the background of the order window.  my bosses were pretty patient with me.

  7. Seems to be they’re inspired by Barnes and Barnes’ song of the same name.

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