HOWTO make unicorn poop cookies


22 Responses to “HOWTO make unicorn poop cookies”

  1. The multi-hued curls of steam coming off the freshly “laid” cookie is a nice effect.

  2. dross1260 says:

    Epic dump chaser

  3. Mantissa128 says:

    Those stars must hurt like hell coming out.

  4. t3kna2007 says:

    These would be fun to take to a family gathering.  “Mmmm, these are good, what do you call these?”  Hehe.

    And to my rabid brother-in-law: “See the rainbow? They’re cookies that make you gay.  Care for another?” 

  5. kmoser says:

    Is the unbaked dough “unicorn santorum”?

  6. IvonaPoyntz says:


  7. cute, but doesn’t look like horse$#!t (assuming the unicorn digestive system works like a real horse’s would) , which comes out in rounded chunky nuggets as opposed to a single log that ends up in a nice swirly pile… but then again, unicorns are magic, as would be their poop.

    • Grahamers2002 says:

      “(assuming the unicorn digestive system works like a real horse’s would ”  

      Such assumptions are ill-advised where unicorns are involved.

  8. Trent Baker says:

    Makes my teeth ache just looking at it.

    •  It depends on what the unicorn ate. Also, it usually doesn’t have a face. Usually.

    • chgoliz says:

      If you don’t kill the animal to get it, it’s vegetarian.

      If you *use* an animal in any way to get it, then it’s not vegan.  Especially if it interferes with their ability to get on with their own lives (such as taking honey from bees).

      So, there’s an argument to be made that if you were to come upon this left behind as refuse in the forest, you *could* eat it….but you can’t corral unicorns to produce poop for your consumption.

      • Wait a minute.  Are you saying that if I found a dead animal in the forest and ate it, that would be vegan?

        • chgoliz says:

          You’d probably get sick (if you’ve been v*gan long enough to no longer have the enzymes to digest the meat….to say nothing of the bacterial issues) but *SOME* vegans would say that was an acceptable option.  Others would not, of course.

          Placenta is another one of those which-way-do-you-side food items.

          • Preston Sturges says:

            >>Placenta is another one of those which-way-do-you-side food items.
            Not counting the whole cannibalism thing

    • Cowicide says:

      As long as it’s homemade it’s ok; Otherwise, it upsets the ecology because unicorn poop is a special bear treat.

  9. SomeGuyNamedMark says:

    Unicorns piss sunshine

  10. Preston Sturges says:

    We call the white foam packing peanuts “Angel sh*t”

  11. thatbob says:

    I’m so disappointed.  I thought the headline said “How to make a unicorn poop cookies,” but I clicked through to read that I have to do all the work myself. 

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