HOWTO make unicorn poop cookies

In case the Epic Poop post has you reaching for a unicorn chaser, I bring you...unicorn poop. Specifically, DIY unicorn poop from Instructables user kristylynn84. The secret ingredient is love. And poop. And "sugar cookies, rainbow dragees, rainbow star sprinkles, white sparkle gel, and rainbow disco dust."

Unicorn Poop!

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http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000335676462 Mona Tara Morgan

The multi-hued curls of steam coming off the freshly “laid” cookie is a nice effect.
http://libraries.unl.edu dross1260

Epic dump chaser
Mantissa128

Those stars must hurt like hell coming out.
- Cowicide
  
  Like jagged, little peanuts. Just awful.
t3kna2007

These would be fun to take to a family gathering. “Mmmm, these are good, what do you call these?” Hehe.

And to my rabid brother-in-law: “See the rainbow? They’re cookies that make you gay. Care for another?”
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Is the unbaked dough “unicorn santorum”?
IvonaPoyntz

Cute
http://www.facebook.com/jameskloiber James Kloiber

cute, but doesn’t look like horse$#!t (assuming the unicorn digestive system works like a real horse’s would) , which comes out in rounded chunky nuggets as opposed to a single log that ends up in a nice swirly pile… but then again, unicorns are magic, as would be their poop.
- Grahamers2002
  
  “(assuming the unicorn digestive system works like a real horse’s would ”
  
  Such assumptions are ill-advised where unicorns are involved.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Trent-Baker/100000123865597 Trent Baker

Makes my teeth ache just looking at it.
http://twitter.com/mspspeak matt perkins

Is poop vegan?
- http://www.facebook.com/people/Christopher-Lee/100001074475538 Christopher Lee
  
  It depends on what the unicorn ate. Also, it usually doesn’t have a face. Usually.
- chgoliz
  
  If you don’t kill the animal to get it, it’s vegetarian.
  
  If you *use* an animal in any way to get it, then it’s not vegan. Especially if it interferes with their ability to get on with their own lives (such as taking honey from bees).
  
  So, there’s an argument to be made that if you were to come upon this left behind as refuse in the forest, you *could* eat it….but you can’t corral unicorns to produce poop for your consumption.
  - http://twitter.com/LMBRadio Lying Media Bastards
    
    Wait a minute. Are you saying that if I found a dead animal in the forest and ate it, that would be vegan?
    - chgoliz
      
      You’d probably get sick (if you’ve been v*gan long enough to no longer have the enzymes to digest the meat….to say nothing of the bacterial issues) but *SOME* vegans would say that was an acceptable option. Others would not, of course.
      
      Placenta is another one of those which-way-do-you-side food items.
      - Preston Sturges
        
        >>Placenta is another one of those which-way-do-you-side food items.
        Not counting the whole cannibalism thing
- Cowicide
  
  As long as it’s homemade it’s ok; Otherwise, it upsets the ecology because unicorn poop is a special bear treat.
SomeGuyNamedMark

Unicorns piss sunshine
- Grahamers2002
  
  But it looks a lot like lemonade, which is what I severed these with when I made them a few months ago!
  - oasisob1
    
    Only Unicorn pee can cut Unicorn poop?
Preston Sturges

We call the white foam packing peanuts “Angel sh*t”
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I’m so disappointed. I thought the headline said “How to make a unicorn poop cookies,” but I clicked through to read that I have to do all the work myself.