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David Pescovitz at 9:49 am Fri, Jan 11, 2013

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This Labradoodle named Charles lives in Norfolk, Virginia where he's frequently mistaken for a lion on the loose. Apparently, 911 dispatchers received three separate 911 calls this week reporting the "lion."

“I just saw an animal that looked like a small lion.” It had “the mange and everything,” a man said. He had seen it on Delaware Avenue near Llewellyn Avenue.

“I don’t know if it got away from the zoo, or what,” he said

"Norfolk 911 calls for 'baby lion' turn up a coiffed dog" (Virginian-Pilot)

David Pescovitz is Boing Boing's co-editor/managing partner. He's also a research director at Institute for the Future. On Instagram, he's @pesco.

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  • TheKaz1969

    This man knows that REAL baby lions don’t look like stuffed toys, right?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Drop/100000929402049 Robert Drop

      Three separate people called 911.  Three.  All apparently under the impression that lions look like stuffed toys and that baby lions  have manes.  

      • siliconsunset

         If you walked the area around the zoo you would understand. It’s all pretty low-income housing and the folks are the brightest and best Norfolk has to offer.

        • siliconsunset

           and by that I mean the opposite. they are not at all the brightest and best Norfolk has to offer.

    • Antinous / Moderator

      Even as a lion toy, he looks like he came from the dollar store.

  • dmc10

    I could see that happening from a distance. Clearly the owner is choosing to cut/shave the dog in such a way to create the illusion with that tail and mane. I hope the poor thing doesn’t get tranq’ed or worse, shot, by a cop one day… maybe it’s time for a new ‘do.

    • disqus_bQM3NyDyJR

      or a leash?

  • http://twitter.com/carlashusband Clay Michaels

    “mange”? I do not think that word means what you think it means.

    • Isaac Rinke

      Not only is it a full-grown baby lion, it’s got the mange!

      • invictus

        mangy tangy lion?

  • glatt1

    Maybe if the owner obeyed local leash laws, people wouldn’t think it was “on the loose” and would realize it’s a pet.

  • http://www.kmoser.com kmoser

    Compare with real baby lion

    • invictus

      Kitty!

  • dragonfrog

    Well, it certainly looks like a medieval heraldic lion, as drawn by artists who had only ever seen local European wildlife and livestock…

    • wysinwyg

       Well spotted.

    • Wreckrob8

      Labradoodle passant guardant contourné!

      • Antinous / Moderator

        Or.

    • jaytkay

      Ecce Canine ( or is it Ecce Feline?)

      click photo to embiggen

  • Lurking_Grue

    It’s a lion poodle! Get in the car!

  • http://obsidian.kokolis.net Chloramphenicol

    I will never understand why people insist on ruining perfectly good breeds of dogs like the Labrador by mating them with the poodle…

    • wysinwyg

       Poodles are good dogs.  It’s not their fault they have ridiculous hair and a silly name.

      • eldritch

        Every single poodle I’ve ever met has been been aggresive and hyperactive. Either there is something wrong with the breed, or something wrong with the owners, I can’t say which.

        • Gilbert Wham

           Poodles were originally hunting dogs.

        • Heather Johnston

          Poodles are ranked within the top 5 most intelligent of dog breeds. Maybe the poodles you’ve met were bored and needed a job. Smarter breeds need to be challenged.

    • ldobe

      Hypoallergenicity. And labradoodles tend to be a little less excitable than labs on average.

      Personally, I like them. Just not the haircuts their owners give them.

    • http://silverfang77.tumblr.com/ Silver Fang

      Crossing labs with poodles ruins neither breed. It merely creates a new breed: the labradoodle.

  • Jim_Satterfield

    According to the article I saw the dog’s styling is meant to resemble a lion because that is the mascot of the university the girl who owns him attends. Her dad thought it was a cool idea.

    • TheKaz1969

      There you go ruining all our fun by actually READING the article…

  • http://2000ah.blogspot.com/ Edward

    That is hilarious

  • http://www.tavie.com Tavie

    That guy looks nothing like a lion. At all. Does he also think everyone with the same haircut looks the same?

  • timquinn

    Can we declare this “Labra. . . ” word done? Its only been around a little while and it already has the feeling of something I am totally sick of. It is a short use meme. wears out quickly because it is both ugly and ugly.

    • TheKaz1969

      Sounds like it is about time for a Labra-gate scandal…

    • Nagurski

       It’s just descriptive of something descended from a Labrador Retriever, as far as I can tell. Stop being so sensitive.

      • timquinn

        It’s an ugly word. 

        Get in line, though, if you want to tell me to stop being sensitive. Take a number.

        I’m trying to pre-shark-jump the word, ’cause I hate it.

        • timquinn

          the word I have not yet totally spelled out because it is so ugly.

          • robotnik

            “Labradoodle” is the name of the breed – what ya gonna do? (And, really, how beautiful is “timquinn”?)

          • timquinn

            timquinn isn’t made up by some dog breeder with bad taste, either.

          • timquinn

            “Human Being” is kind of sweet, if a bit self important, and a more appropriate comparison.

        • Antinous / Moderator

          You suffer from a failure of imagination.  We could cross a Labrador with a Whippet and call it a Labrat.

          • timquinn

            I suffer from a failure of imagination? Tell my friend here. He thinks you are funny.

    • Wreckrob8

      The more euphonious term poodledor exists. I do not know whether it is interchangeable with labradoodle or describes the opposite male/female mix like liger and tiglon.
      Then again pulchritude is an ugly word.

  • s2redux

    Our Chow was banned from the uni’s rural campus because too many city-raised students mistook him for a black bear. (So we started bringing the horse; she got banned too, but only because she was…a horse!)

    • Jerril

       We passed a black bear in the west-bound lanes[1] on the parkway downtown and initially mistook it for some kind of big dog… until we passed it and I got a good look at its head from 2 feet away. But most of that was pure denial (“No way there’s a bear this far into the city!” – “I don’t think dogs legs bend like that…” )

      [1] Both we, and the bear, were in the west bound lanes – it in the slow lane, us in the fast lane. I’ve given up trying to compose that sentence clearly.

      • TheMadLibrarian

        I can just see the cop pulling that one over: “License and registration, ple… Holy crap, it’s a bear!  Get in the car!!11!!”

  • esquire

    No shit – my aunt and uncle’s dog’s boyfriend-dog is Majestic Charles.  How bout them apples?

  • eldritch

    I just can’t figure out how you could realistically confuse this dog for a lion so badly. There are just so many simple, obvious tells to reinforce the common sense thought of “no, that can’t REALLY be a lion, this isn’t the Savanna for crying out loud.”

    Lions and big cats have very specific movements and behaviors that are not at all like those of a dog. Lions don’t wag their tails, or walk with them raised. Lions are HUMONGOUS, especially males old enough to have manes. Lions are heavy and purposeful, not spry and nimble. I just… ugh.

    • BillStewart2012

      Close up dog? Far away lion?  Get some perspective!

    • ocker3

       callers haven’t been watching enough of the right tv  shows

    • Wreckrob8

      Only a few days ago I was watching film of a juvenile leopard, which had just been abandoned by its mother to fend for itself, trying to stalk a wathog with its tail stuck up in the air high above any cover provided by the surrounding grass. Maybe it was just young and inexperienced.

  • Nagurski

    This town is ripe for a ‘Boy Who Called Wolf’ type of lion rampage. 

  • http://thisisonlya.blogspot.com robcat2075

    You can actually get a “lion cut” for a poodle and we were walking ours in the park one day and a toddle walked by and said “it’s a baby lion!”

    But it was nothing as impressive as that labra thing up there.

  • Marcus Leon Guerrero

    Getting confused for a lion is probably what made Snoop Dogg change his name

  • gellfex

    what do you get when you cross it with a dog painted like a tiger?

    http://blogphotos.cybertranslator.idv.tw/kaleidoscope/2010/06/pet-dog-dyeing-1.jpg