Millennium Falcon toilet seat: why isn't this real?


24 Responses to “Millennium Falcon toilet seat: why isn't this real?”

  1. kmoser says:

    This is not the void you’re looking for.

  2. fuzzyfuzzyfungus says:

    “Where’s Han?”

    “Said he needed to ‘make the kessel run’, should be back soon.”

  3. Christopher says:

    Forget the toilet seat. I want the light plunger.

  4. snagglepuss says:

    Han & Chewie vs the Klingons.

    Beat you to it.

  5. Ryan Griffin says:

    the state of that bathroom is a sad comment on the state of our society.

  6. entireleaves says:

    Ryan beat me to it.  That bathroom is nasty.

  7. regnad_kcin says:

    Replace “why doesn’t this exist?” with “why would anybody think this is a good idea?”

  8. Artor says:

    Hmm… I just moved and came across my old, original Millenium Falcon from 1980 which I gave to my son. It’s about the right size, and I’ll be remodeling the bathroom…

  9. Aloy says:

    Judging from the size of that bathroom the old Millenium F would be drawing blood every time a wet leg brushed against it.

    Talk about your lowly decommissioning. Sort of like the Queen E being used as a garbage scow.

  10. Bryan Duxbury says:

    Tangential, but I recently make a coaster set for friends + family that’s related:

  11. GibblesTheChimp says:

    “The fact that 7 years have gone by without this becoming reality is a sad comment on the state of our society.”
    OR…perhaps the reality of having a toilet seat composed of lots of tiny cracks and crevices making it nigh impossible to clean properly is just plain nasty. Maybe.

  12. Kelly Amsbry says:

    They should consider re-caulking. Or maybe just flooding the place with bleach and burning it.

  13. Funk Daddy says:

    As the body in charge of cleaning those things in my household I can tell you that only a 2d rendering would be acceptable plus it had better be rendered on something featureless and as solid as all the usual fixtures. 

    MAYBE in the home of an anal retentive single person with no pets or smoking habits and meticulous behaviour in the bathroom, but still probably not.

  14. Dlo Burns says:

    Cute but there’s no way I’d use that, I sit on the closed toilet to clip my nails/sandpaper feet/etc.

  15. Carl Maltby says:

    “You came in that thing? You’re braver than I thought.”

    Oh. “Went”.

  16. Jeff Rowe says:

    Uh Oh – There was just a Disturbance in the Force… 
    I just had a case of the Kessel Runs, nobody go in the bathroom for 30-40 parsecs

  17. ramltfaw says:

    Personally, I think the sad comment on the state of our society is that no one seems to be trying to make anything original anymore. Everything I see is just rehashing 30 year old pop culture.

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