Santa Claus holds a monopoly on Christmas spirit that prevents fair competition in the free market. The time has come to break up his oligarchical empire and free the reindeer from the shackles of slavery. Universal Elfcare now!
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“What’s even the point of having an Internet if I can’t buy a replica kid’s plastic Santa Claus mask from ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’?” That’s the question my friend Evan Prodromou recently posed on Facebook. He then tagged me in the comments, “I’m pretty sure Rusty Blazenhoff could find these if I asked her.” Well, […]
While looking up something else on YouTube, I came across Santa Claus, the world’s first Christmas movie! This British silent film, a little over a minute long, was made in 1898 and was directed by George Albert Smith, a “stage hypnotist, psychic, magic lantern lecturer, Fellow of the Royal Astronomical Society, inventor” and noted film […]
One fantastic and wonderful origin theory of Santa Claus involves psychedelic mushrooms and shamanic rituals of the indigenous Sámi people who live in northern Finland. Paul Devereux wrote about this incredible hidden history in his fascinating 2008 book The Long Trip: A Prehistory of Psychedelia. Then, Brooklyn filmmaker Matthew Salton blew mainstream minds with this […]
In our modern world, our usual first approach to combating an oncoming cold is to medicate it into oblivion. Sometimes, that carpet bombing pharmaceutical attack plan can knock out the congestion and discomfort of an illness before it settles in. But there’s always something to be said for trying to put down the effects of […]
Whether you’re managing a political campaign or building a client base, there comes a time when you stop seeing people and start seeing numbers. This doesn’t happen suddenly. You shake hands, make calls, and build relationships. And then those relationships disappear into a database of donors or customers as your organization grows. People get brought […]
Learning to ride a bike is one of those quintessential childhood experiences that’s as rewarding as it is scary. Prep your precious babe for success by starting them early with the world’s lightest balance bike, the Brilrider FLIGHT. For the uninitiated, balance bikes are no-pedal bicycles that propel forward by pushing off the ground with […]