We need to close the North Pole tax loopholes to pay for Universal Elfcare

Santa Claus holds a monopoly on Christmas spirit that prevents fair competition in the free market. The time has come to break up his oligarchical empire and free the reindeer from the shackles of slavery. Universal Elfcare now!

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This onesie will make you look like a seriously depraved Santa

Utah-based online clothing brand Beloved makes something called the "Belovesie," which is a long-sleeve, unusually-patterned onesie for grownups. It zippers all the way up from deep crotch to the top of your head, completely covering your face. That feature, I think, is best described as "disconcerting."

Enter the Sexy Christmas Belovesie which has truly nothing sexy about it. See for yourself:

Sexy or not, I can think of one particularly great use for this suit: SantaCon. Get it now for $129.95.

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