Bad Lip Reading is well-known for overdubbing absurd dialogue, but I think they strived for accuracy on this exchange at last night's State of the Union between Republicans Mitt Romney and George Santos.
Here's how the fake(?) conversation went:
Romney: You ought to be embarrassed.
Santos: Yeah, sure.
Romney: You ought to be embarrassed.
Santos: I'm well, thank you. How are you?
Romney: You oughta be embarrassed, son. You got me?
Santos: Well, that's your opinion.
Romney: Ass. You're an ass.
Santos: Yeah, you're very formal. Quite a gentleman aren't you?