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"Fresh Fruit for Rotting Punk Rock Stars" satirizes aging punkers
Mitt Romney jokes about his fall and black eye: "I went to CPAC. That was the problem."
Mitt Romney's very bad travel day
Mitt Romney almost-kinda-sorta gets close to saying Trump did a bad thing
rhymes with shit
Mitt Romney delivers totally weak-ass response to racist Trump tweets
Clearchannel took over America's local radio, Bain Capital took over Clearchannel, Clearchannel went bankrupt
Romney: Trump caused "the vast heart of America to mourn"
Mitt Romney: Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud
Amazon reviews for "binders" (full of women) are funnier than Romney's original gaffe
Mitt Romney does not understand how one creates a "dirty bomb"
TOM THE DANCING BUG: Mitt Romney Plays "Santa Claus Politics"
Mitt Romney: I believe in basic science, and by "basic science" I mean "cold fusion"
Mitt Romney: Climate change is real, but addressing it would be wrong
TOM THE DANCING BUG: Mitt Romney Repudiates President Roosevelt's Fear of Syrup Shelves
Gawker drops "The Bain Files: Inside Mitt Romney's Tax-Dodging Cayman Schemes"
Devo to release single commemorating Mitt Romney's roof-tied dog
TOM THE DANCING BUG: The Tax Return Mitt Romney Doesn't Want You to See
TOM THE DANCING BUG: Barackman, The Dark Knight vs. Bane Capital!
TOM THE DANCING BUG: Obama Sparks Creationism Controversy With "Evolution" of His Gay Marriage Position
TOM THE DANCING BUG: What Mischief Does Li'l Mitt Get Into This Time?