With the doomsday clock ticking forward, you might as well keep your family extra safe on the next vacation by staying in an underground missile silo. A Kansas couple is… Read the rest of the article: Enjoy a stay at Cold-War era bunker available on Airbnb
https://youtu.be/53EgSWqQOwE With Christmas quickly approaching, the imaginary war on everyone's favorite imaginary holiday always helps me get in the spirit. The latest Christmas offense is from Starbucks' recent marketing campaign… Read the rest of the article: Get outraged with possible lesbians holding hands on a Starbucks coffee cup
Russian scientists revealed a 20,000 to 50,000-year-old cave lion cub Thursday capable of being cloned and brought back from the depths of extinction. The cave cub was found on the… Read the rest of the article: Perfectly preserved cave lion may be coming back after 50,000-year extinction nap
Denying the Earth is round is still socially acceptable and is even capable of rounding up large groups of mentally defective "humans" to share their unnerving beliefs. I know many… Read the rest of the article: Dupes gather at sold-out Flat Earth International Conference
A condo association in Florida doesn't find the connection between Ryan Boylan and his support squirrel Brutis to be an adorable companionship fit for a Pixar film, but rather a… Read the rest of the article: Condo association threatens eviction of tenant with support squirrel
A sleeping baby in a blue sweatsuit sculpted by Duane Hanson is concerning New Yorkers while it's being displayed in an auction house's storefront window. Passersby believe the work "Baby… Read the rest of the article: How much is that baby in the window? Around $80,000 to $120,000
Here's a way to avoid a police investigation: fart till the officer becomes so disgusted with you that he or she has to walk away from the interrogation. It worked… Read the rest of the article: Suspect farts himself out of police investigation
Muhammad Sameer Khan is truly a marvel, mostly due to the fact that he can adjust his head to look behind his back — no exorcism needed. The 14-year-old from… Read the rest of the article: Try to watch: Pakistani boy enjoys turning his head 180 degrees
Sure children are terrible restaurant patrons, but do they really deserve to be charged extra on their dining tabs? The Wayne Hills Diner and Restaurant in New Jersey seems to… Read the rest of the article: Extra "Teen Tax" added to bill for children dining alone at New Jersey restaurant
So-called "fans" of Van Gogh must not have been too observant of his work, since no one ever seemed to notice that he left a dead grasshopper caked in paint… Read the rest of the article: Dead grasshopper stuck to Van Gogh's "Olive Trees" painting for 128 years unnoticed
The viral success of Max Lanman's commercial to sell his fiancée's 1996 Honda Accord forced eBay to shut down bidding for the car after offers reached $150,000. It was quite… Read the rest of the article: eBay seller's commercial for 1996 used Honda went viral and drove up bids
The crushing realization of finding out a McDonald's ice cream machine is out of service is an actual thing, and the recent addition of Ice Check on the Apple App… Read the rest of the article: With this new app you'll never run into a broken McDonald's ice cream machine again
The United States is en route to be the only country in the world to ignore the benefits of the Paris Climate accord, should the Trump administration's plan to withdraw… Read the rest of the article: U.S. sits all alone as Syria becomes final country left to join Paris climate accord
The Washington D.C. restaurant The Bird is serving a $5 "Moscow Mueller" every time a Trump associate is indicted during Special Counsel Bob Mueller's investigation into Russian interference in the… Read the rest of the article: Order a special $5 "Moscow Mueller" at D.C. bar every time Trump associate is indicted
Praying is boring and Pope Francis is sparing us some of the Catholic guilt for dozing off while prostrating ourselves before God. The Pope admitted to occasionally sleeping on the… Read the rest of the article: Pope confesses he sometimes seeks shut-eye while praying
Sorry, but there probably isn't an antiperspirant on the market that can stop blood sweating. Two Italian doctors published their findings on a 21-year-old woman who experiences short episodes of… Read the rest of the article: Doctors discover patient sweating blood from palms and forehead
Bill O'Reilly has seemingly run out of options for blaming others after a series of sexual harassment allegations canned the former Fox News host. From accusers to the news media,… Read the rest of the article: Bill O'Reilly points finger at "God" after accusations of sexual harassment
If we can't even trust our friendly four-legged athletes to not use performance enhancing drugs, which athletes can we trust? The committee responsible for overseeing the 45th Iditarod Trail Sled… Read the rest of the article: Doping doggies caught after Iditarod race
DirecTV dished out a $184,530.67 satellite television bill to an Ohio woman, and no, it wasn't for a new HBO/Showtime package. Angela Mixon-Smith, an Army veteran, recently agreed to bundle… Read the rest of the article: Surprise! DirecTV sends customer $184,000 bill
The clearly politically incorrect Supreme leader of Iran dubbed President Donald Trump and his administration as "mentally retarded" after Trump declined to re-certify Iran's compliance in the 2015 nuclear deal.… Read the rest of the article: Ayatollah Khamenei: Trump and administration "mentally retarded"
