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medicine Man who lost his sense of smell from Covid wakes up after having slept on a dead, bloody bird for hours; asks Reddit doctors for advice Jennifer Sandlin
black lives matter Alan Moore has been donating all his Watchmen money to Black Lives Matter Thom Dunn
drm HP covers printer's USB port with warning sticker to make sure you don't go right ahead and use it Rob Beschizza
the desantis ick factor Ron DeSantis further crumbles as he (again) slashes his campaign staff, losing one-third Carla Sinclair
fbi With 10 drinks under his belt, a 69-year-old man charged with groping teen next to him on Delta flight Mark Frauenfelder
meta Lull yourself to sleep listening to Instagram's terms of service, which take nearly an hour to read Rob Beschizza
florida Florida sinkhole that swallowed a sleeping man in 2013 has reopened to feed again Rob Beschizza
books Chuck Tingle's new queer Christian horror novel Camp Damascus is genuinely terrifying Thom Dunn
television GQ magazine publishes, then removes profile of Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav: "based on his performance to date, he's only good at breaking things" Rob Beschizza
law Man steals forklift from Lowes, drives it to Home Depot, then kills woman there with it Rob Beschizza
warner brothers Spielberg, Scorsese and Paul Thomas Anderson to "curate" Turner Classic Movies Greg Nussen