humor Cannabis ad brilliantly parodies prescription drug commercials Rusty Blazenhoff

law Lawyer in trouble for being high on cocaine in court and insisting it "enhances his performance" David Pescovitz

caffeine overdoses A 2nd person dies after drinking Panera's "Charged Lemonade" Carla Sinclair

donald trump Gaetz accuses Washington Post of inciting Trump's Assassination Mark Frauenfelder

humor The best fake interview between Kanye and Elon you'll ever watch Mark Frauenfelder

tabloids Scientology's secrets, Kardashian brain damage, and Chinese bioweapons in last week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

science fiction Get the free online edition of the classic 1986 cyberpunk anthology Mirrorshades Mark Frauenfelder

animals Is it illegal to get your dog high? David Pescovitz

Science 5 women caught eye syphilis from same man in first such outbreak Carla Sinclair

Food Lead-tainted fruit snacks sicken dozens of children Rob Beschizza

music Second lawsuit accuses Sean 'Diddy' Combs of sexual assault (Update: and now there's a third) Rob Beschizza

politics Argentina elects far-right libertarian Javier Milei as president Rob Beschizza

crime FBI: Miami cop stole cash and drugs during traffic stops Rob Beschizza

dallas Nurse banned for life from Carnival Cruise over CBD gummies Mark Frauenfelder

music Rap billionaire Sean Combs accused of raping and abusing girlfriend in lawsuit Rob Beschizza

fox news Homeless people "want to wander around and live in tents on the sidewalk" says Fox News' Jesse Watters Mark Frauenfelder

drugs Diners sue Japanese steakhouse for serving meals tainted with meth David Pescovitz

three-ring showdowns Matt Gaetz — still after Kevin McCarthy — calls for ethics investigation over "sucker punch" Carla Sinclair

tabloids Trump's dementia and teddy bear sex in this week's dubious tabloids Peter Sheridan

guns in america Teens bring guns to school across America on a daily basis Carla Sinclair