abortion Joe Biden, 2006: "I do not view abortion as a choice and a right. I think it's always a tragedy" Xeni Jardin

Games Sealed 1985 Super Mario Bros game fetches record $3m at auction Rob Beschizza

Francis Cadell painting bought for $100 in thrift store fetches more than $250,000 at auction Rob Beschizza

pay at the pump The gas pump "screw method" scam is the scam Jason Weisberger

politics Indiana declares June "Nuclear Family Month" Jennifer Sandlin

Carnival 250 Grandpa Pudding Brains thinks he's bigger than Elvis Jason Weisberger

No Morris Day and Young MC nope out of Trump-linked festival Jason Weisberger

politics The Norwegian Dawn cruise ship flunks health inspection Jennifer Sandlin

cryptids Loveland Frogman could become Ohio's official state cryptid Rob Beschizza

Off the rails Iran teaches Grandpa Puddin' Brains diplomacy while he imagines Iranians begging for more bombs Jason Weisberger

clueless Ice Barbie wants another airplane Jason Weisberger

scatology Shartgate: Nothing to see here, please keep voting Jason Weisberger

politics NYT: Bovino made antisemitic remarks about Jewish prosecutor Rob Beschizza

Elon Musk email to Epstein revealed: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?" Rob Beschizza

crime Car dealership accused of fraud Rob Beschizza

News ICE warrants have no legal authority over U.S. citizens Ellsworth Toohey

bridges The 11′8″ + 8″ bridge ends 2025 undefeated Jason Weisberger

Today in Chaos Trump kidnaps Venezuelan President Séamus Bellamy

donald trump "I'm HUUUUGE!" Trump condoms found at Epstein's home Séamus Bellamy

Games Nintendo cracks down on bikini-wearing Kirby characters Grant St. Clair